Cable Jokes

• Short Cable Jokes
• Cable One Liners
• Jumper Cable Jokes
• Cable Guy Jokes
• Cable Tie Jokes
• Cable Man Jokes
• More Cable Jokes

Funniest Cable Short Jokes

Short cable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cable humour may include short wires jokes also.

1. I caught my daughter chewing on an electrical cable. So I had to ground her and kept her at ohm
   She's doing better currently .
   And conducting herself properly
2. I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, "The gas, electric, and cable ones"
3. I'm a screenwriter and I just signed an amazing 2-year deal with the parent company of Universal Pictures! I'm going to be getting the basic cable plus HBO.
4. I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable.
5. A cable TV installer walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
6. Two jumper cables walk into a bar and order a drink. The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."
7. I like my women the same way I like my lightbulbs. Not too bright, easy to turn on, and suspended from the ceiling with electrical cable.
8. A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything"
9. A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says " alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"
10. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything

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Cable One Liners

Which cable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cable? I can suggest the ones about television and electrical wire.

1. My son kept chewing electrical cables. So i had to ground him.
2. How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
3. Cable repair guy asked me what time it was It's between 8am and 1pm
4. So my kid was eating electric cables So I had to ground him until he conducts better
5. What do you call a 3ft network cable? A LAN yard
6. My wife messed with my charging cable... I was shocked.
7. Why don't salmon watch cable television? They prefer streams.
8. What did the cable say when he was bullied by another cable? "Wire you so mean!"
9. Stay safe lads What are an electrician's last words?
   "Hey, what is that cable used f..."
10. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it starts beating you with jumper cables.
11. What made the cable guy late? What made the cable guy late?
    There was a cord-eal
12. I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news.
13. How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable.
14. Why couldn't the jumper cable start up his girlfriend? She was on her deep cycle
15. What's worse than finding a dead crossfitter hanging in the cables? Crossfit.

Jumper Cable Jokes

Here is a list of funny jumper cable jokes and even better jumper cable puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Set of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything.
• Two jumper cables walk into a bar.. The bartender says "I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something".
• A man walks into a bar He has jumper cables around his neck. The bartender tells him, you can stay, but don't try and start anything.
• A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says " I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
• A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, "I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."
• A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says, You can stay, but don't start anything .
• A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, " Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"
• Jumper Cables A set of jumper cables walks in a bar. Says to the bartender, "Can I get a drink?"
  Bartender says, "Ya, but just don't start anything!"
• A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, "Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?" The bartender says, "Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"
• A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, "OK... but just don't start anything."

Cable Guy Jokes

Here is a list of funny cable guy jokes and even better cable guy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I actually come from a parallel universe where Earth was destroyed by Larry the Cable Guy. We called the event Arma-Git-R-Done.
• I accidentally bumped into a little person yesterday. I asked if he was OK and he said "I'm not happy". I said "well, which one are you then?" (Credit to Larry the Cable Guy)
• A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"
• A tough looking guy walks into a bar with some jumper cables hanging around his neck... ...The bar tender looks at the guy and says, "you can stay, but don't start anything!"
• Guy walks into a bar... Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck.
  Bartender said "alright...but don't start nothing!"
• So I asked the cable guy, Hey, do you think you can hide those cables? He says, Yes, I think I conduit.
• They just named a street after Larry the Cable guy in the city I live. Not funny blvd.
• Two jumper cables walk into a bar What did the Bartender say when two jumper cables walk into a bar. "You guys better not start anything in here."
• A guy walk into a bar carrying jumper cables The bartender says, "Hey buddy, don't start anything in here."
• A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.
  He sets em down on the bar.
  And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!"

Cable Tie Jokes

Here is a list of funny cable tie jokes and even better cable tie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bouncer wouldn't let me in the club without a tie, so I wrapped jumper cables around my neck. He let me in, but told me I better not start anything inside.

Cable Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny cable man jokes and even better cable man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man died electrocuted when trying to steal a cable from power lines. I guess he's a bad thief but a good conductor.
• A man with jumper cables... ... Walks into a bar, he asks the bartender for a beer and a shot of tequila.
  The bartender replies "I hope you aren't trying to start something in here"

Fun-Filled Cable Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about cable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cable pranks.