The Best 22 Cable Guy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cable Guy jokes. There are some cable guy backhoe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cable guy cable channels puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cable Guy Jokes and Puns

No tie, no entry

Guy decides to go to a swanky new nightclub. He gets to the door and the bouncer stops him. "You have to have a tie to get in".
Guy goes back to his car to see if he has a tie laying around. No dice. So he takes his jumper cables and ties them around his neck.
Goes back to the door, bouncer looks him over, says "ok, you can go in, just don't start anything ".

A man walks up to a bar...

... and the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance". The guy goes back to his car, looking for a tie; only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything!".

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: "Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables...

The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything

Two jumper cables walk into a bar..

The bartender says "I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something".


Cable repair guy asked me what time it was

It's between 8am and 1pm

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck...

Bar tender looks at him and says, "I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."

4 big companies after me

John: Boss, I think you should give me a big pay raise, because I have four big companies that are after me.
Boss: And what four companies would be after a guy like you?
John: Well, light, gas, cable and telephone company!

I actually come from a parallel universe where Earth was destroyed by Larry the Cable Guy.

We called the event Arma-Git-R-Done.

A guy goes to a club.No entry_-_

A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. "No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says "How's this?" The bouncer says "I'll let you in, but don't start anything."

What made the cable guy late?

What made the cable guy late?

There was a cord-eal

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A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables

He says, "Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?" The bartender says, "Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"

I accidentally bumped into a little person yesterday.

I asked if he was OK and he said "I'm not happy". I said "well, which one are you then?" (Credit to Larry the Cable Guy)

Stopped from going into a bar, dis is discrimination.

A brain and a jumper cable walked up to the bar, "I'm sorry , I can't serve you guys " said the barman,
Why? said the brain,

You're outta youre head and he is going to start something.

A guy walks into a bar....

...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"

A tough looking guy walks into a bar with some jumper cables hanging around his neck...

...The bar tender looks at the guy and says, "you can stay, but don't start anything!"

Guy walks into a bar...

Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck.

Bartender said "alright...but don't start nothing!"

So I asked the cable guy, Hey, do you think you can hide those cables?

He says, Yes, I think I conduit.

They just named a street after Larry the Cable guy in the city I live.

Not funny blvd.


Two jumper cables walk into a bar

What did the Bartender say when two jumper cables walk into a bar. "You guys better not start anything in here."

A guy walk into a bar carrying jumper cables

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, don't start anything in here."

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.



He sets em down on the bar.

And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!"

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