Cabinet Jokes
119 cabinet jokes and hilarious cabinet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cabinet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you ever feel like you need a laugh but aren't sure what to do? Check out our collection of Cabinet Jokes! From jokes about cabinet makers and cabinet reshuffles to filing cabinets, trophy cabinets, medicine cabinets, lockers, shelves, and dressers, we've got a joke for you. Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious cabinet jokes.
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Funniest Cabinet Short Jokes
Short cabinet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cabinet humour may include short cupboard jokes also.
- My granddad always used to say, As one door closes another one opens. Lovely man.
Terrible cabinet maker. - The ceo of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
- In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
- My Grandad always said, As one door closes, another one opens. Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
- The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
- My granddad always used to say, "as one door closes another one opens" Wonderful guy, terrible cabinet maker.
- I just heard that the Swedish prime minister quit after just a few hours And I thought I was the only one who couldn't put together a swedish cabinet.
- It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
- Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning then he talked to the bookcase for a while, and now he's arguing with the couch!
- What's the difference between IKEA and Theresa May? A cabinet designed by IKEA doesn't fall apart so easily.
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Cabinet One Liners
Which cabinet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cabinet? I can suggest the ones about secretary and dresser.
- CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden He is currently assembling his cabinet.
- What do you call a divorce lawyer's file cabinet? The Ex Files
- President Joe Biden just had a meeting with the Cabinet. Now he's talking with the couch
- Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet.
- Where do gay midgets come out from? The cabinet.
- Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets? So they don't wake up the sleeping pills.
- Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
- What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime.
- Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? To not wake up the sleeping pills.
- What do Boris Johnson and Tottenham Hotspur have in common? An empty cabinet
- Take your time picking your Cabinet. Don't be Russian.
- Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair.
- I've got a trophy girlfriend. I keep her locked in one of my cabinets.
- What does the Pope use his filing cabinet for? Storing his Papalwork.
- What is it called when kitchen appliances get together for a meeting? A cabinet.
Medicine Cabinet Jokes
Here is a list of funny medicine cabinet jokes and even better medicine cabinet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
- I just found out why they open medicine cabinets very carefully... To not disturb and wake up the sleeping pills...
- The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!
- Why did Silly Billy tip toe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- why did silly Billy tip toe passed the medicine cabinet? Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
- Yo mama's so dumb She had to sneak past the medicine cabinet so that she didn't wake up the sleeping pills.
- I was surprised that my skin products kept moving around my medicine cabinet But it turns out it was just brownian lotion.
- I always thought it was weird that my parent's medicine cabinet was also where they stored the alcohol. i fund out later that they were just trying to cure what ales me.
Filing Cabinet Jokes
Here is a list of funny filing cabinet jokes and even better filing cabinet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime
- Joker filed charges against Batman. They were in cabinet D3.
Cabinet Maker Jokes
Here is a list of funny cabinet maker jokes and even better cabinet maker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My grandpa used to say: "When one door closes, another one opens". He was a lovely man, but a terrible cabinet maker.
- My grandfather once told me, "When one door closes, another one opens." Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
Laughter Cabinet Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about cabinet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chamber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cabinet pranks.
"Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."
John said counter-productively.
What do you call a closet full of l**...?
A liquor cabinet!
heh.
George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when...
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
George Bush sits in his office during the Iraq War.
During a meeting with the cabinet, his aide walks up to him and says "Mr. President, we've just received word that twelve Brazilian soldiers died yesterday in Iraq."
George puts his head in his hands and is visibly shaken by the news.
He looks up at the shocked cabinet members and asks "How many is a brazillion?"
I like my women like I like my whiskey...
Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions.
Putin, Medvedev, and a few other members of the cabinet and parliament walk into a restaurant...
They get seated, and the waiter asks Putin:
– What would you like to eat, sir?
– I'll have some meat.
– And how about the vegetables, sir?
– The vegetables will also have some meat.
Some idiot at my work opened up every cabinet in our records department, pulled out all the folders, put them on a pile on the floor, then s**... all over it.
Now I have to spend tomorrow refiling the aisles of files he defiled in a pile on the tile.
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.
Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'
The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'
To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'
What do you call a lesbian who's still in the closet?
A liquor cabinet
What do you call a pantry full of l**...?
A lick-her cabinet
A Polish man calls 911
And says, "Help! My wife is trying to kill me!"
The operator asks, "How can you be sure?"
The Pole says, "I was looking through her medicine cabinet, and I found Polish Remover!"
There's been a series of break-ins throughout the neighborhood and suspects are said to be caucasion.
Police recommend hiding all your valuables in your spice cabinet.
Why was the cabinet asked to leave?
Because it didn't have any doors
I'll see my shelf out.
How will Trump select his cabinet?
The Apprentice: the White House
Contestants will compete in a series of challenges aspiring to positions in Trump's cabinet all televised for your viewing pleasure on NBC.
I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns
It turned out to be a safe purchase.
I bet Ivanka Trump actually turned down a position in President Trump's cabinet
I mean how many women would feel comfortable working for a man who said they would screw their daughter.
Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet?
Congress confirmed him without a hearing.
The Mexican drug lord El Chapo has been extradited to the United States...
It's still unclear which cabinet post he'll be appointed to.
How many of Donald Trump's Cabinet does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Apparently, they prefer holding meetings in the dark.
A prominent art collector quits the Cabinet immediately after his confirmation
He had stumbled into the wrong auction
Where does the White House keep the broken, old and dirty crockery that is not suitable for public display?
Trump's Cabinet.
What do you call a closet filled with l**...?
A liquor cabinet.
I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd
"We don't need no education" -Devos
"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
Why was Asia mad at the President?
The President kept China in the cabinet.
My friend killed himself the other day... swallowed everything in his bathroom cabinet.
He choked on a t**...
So if normal sized people come out of the closet when they're gay,
Do midgets come out of the cabinet?
So I came home today to find a homeless guy munching biscuits over my PC cabinet.
When I confronted him he said he'd clear the cookies later.
What do call a cabinet that you constantly put money into yet it gives you nothing of value in return?
L. Ron Cupboard
The whole pack
This guy caught me having s**... with his daughter, and he was furious.
He said, "I'm not going to go easy on you, son. Nobody ever went easy on me. When I was a kid, my father caught me smoking a cigarette, and he made me smoke the whole pack right in front of him. When my mother caught me drinking whisky from the cabinet, she made me drink the entire bottle down to the last drop."
I said, "I think I see where you're going with this. How many kids do you have?"
What do you call two l**... in a closet?
A l**... cabinet
If g**... come out of the closet, where do l**... come from?
The liquor cabinet
I know federal prosecutors have a 99% conviction rate. But I'm a little nervous.
Because Trump picked his cabinet from the 1%.
Headache
Guy gets home from the bar and he wants some s**... time but he finds his wife asleep. So he proceeds to go to the bathroom and makes a lot of noise rummaging the medicine cabinet. The wife wakes up.
Wife: What's with the noise?
Husband: just open up your mouth.
She opens up jet mouth and he proceeds to shoot two pills into her mouth.
Wife: what was that?
Husband: two ibuprofen for your headache.
Wife: but I don't have a headache.
Husband: that's what I wanted to hear
[shitpost]Where do you store an old lesbian?
In the l**... cabinet.
It looks like Jared and Ivanka's Judaism is really rubbing off on Trump.
He's even cleaning out his Cabinet for Passover.
A small boy parks his bike near the senate and walks on...
.. A policeman stops him and asks: 'Why did you park your bike here? Don't you know about this road? Many important politicians, cabinet members, even the President and other such politicians pass through here..'
The boy replied innocently: Don't worry, I have locked my bike.'
A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!" He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside." Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." p**...! He's back in his government office.
Where do you keep lollipops?
The l**... cabinet
A Pun
*at a psycology cabinet*
Nurse : Doctor , there is a patient here that belives he is invisible !
The Doctor : Tell him i can't see him now !
What did Theresa May try to order from IKEA?
A new cabinet
What do you call a cabinet that wears clothes?
A dresser
Trump wakes up, goes to the garden and starts picking up random rocks...
He picks a rock, carefuly examines it from from all sides, carefully puts it back and then goes to find another one. After this has been going on for a couple of days, his cabinet starts to get nervous, so Pence calls Putin to see if he can help them.
"Hey Vlad! It's Mike. Listen, we have a little problem..."
He describes the situation and Putin promises to look into it. After a few minutes Putin calls back.
"He should be fine now. It was our fault, sorry. We accidetnally sent him instructions meant for our lunar lander."
So normal g**... come out of the closet,
But does a gay dwarf come out the cabinet?
After 10 years of marriage, wife manage to discover 5 eggs and 5.000 euros on the cabinet.
\-Darling, I'm sorry, but I went to your office and found 5 eggs and 5.000 euros , what's the deal with it?
\-Well, how can I explain it... Since the beginning of our marriage, I would store one egg for each time you annoyed me.
\-Oh, that's so sweet! And what the 5.000 euros are for?
\-I usually wait when I have a dozen of eggs before selling then.
My friend is a gay midget, who finally decided it was time to tell his parents
I was so proud of him for coming out of the cabinet!
How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.
What section would a defective cabinet look for in a library?
Shelf help
My friend has died after his trophy cabinet fell on him.
He was a victim of his own success.
Ordered a European cabinet from Wayfair and received a girl instead
Not what I expected when the description said Swedish maid
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
I've got a framed photo of the mother-in-law on my drinks cabinet.
It keeps the kids from it.
And when she starts to look good I know it's time to stop drinking.
TIL you need an Act of Congress to move some pieces of furniture in the White House.
Approving new Cabinet positions is such a drag.
Breaking News: The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's cabinet became sick during his time as Prime Minister in 2003
It was the SARS cabinet.
I grabbed a pack of Oreos out of the cabinet, but I had such a hard time getting them open that the pack suddenly ripped down the side and spilled them all over the floor.
Now they're just Flooreos.
The CEO of IKEA was elected as president of Sweden
I hear he's still assembling his cabinet
The spices in my cabinet were so old I had to throw them out.
What a waste of thyme!
I threw away a bottle of gin, but it kept showing back up in my liquor cabinet.
Turns out it's 86-proof.
