Cabin Jokes

65 cabin jokes and hilarious cabin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cabin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a collection of funny cabin jokes that will make you laugh and ease your cabin fever. From log cabin puns to cabin crew jokes to teasing friends about cabin pressure, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and make you smile. Whether you are relaxing in a cottage, tepee, or cockpit, read these jokes for a fun break!

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Funniest Cabin Short Jokes

Short cabin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cabin humour may include short cockpit jokes also.

  1. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
  2. You know that sound when the ketchup bottle falls against the cabin you just closed? That's the sound of someone else's problem.
  3. What do you get when you integrate 1/cabin? You would expect to get log cabin, but it's actually houseboat. You're forgetting to add the C.
  4. What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden? One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.
  5. Doctors have come up with a more scientific and more accurate name for cabin fever... Stuck Home Syndrome
  6. I'm trying to buy one of those triangle-shaped cabins, but my credit isn't good enough to get a loan. I'll have to get someone to cosine.
  7. What is the integral of 1/cabin? You may have said log cabin. But just like I did on my calc 2 final, you forgot the c . It's a houseboat.
  8. A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?" B: "Log cabin!"
    A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
  9. What's the integral of 1/(cabin) A natural log cabin.
    Wait, I forgot the C
    It's a flood victim house
  10. "Wow, this camping trip's going to be INTENSE!" "What?! *I thought you said were staying in the cabin*!"

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Cabin One Liners

Which cabin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cabin? I can suggest the ones about cottage and crew.

  1. What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? A natural log cabin.
  2. What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin.
    I'll show myself out.
  3. I sold my cabin out in the mountains to Sasquautch. He paid me in cryptid currency.
  4. How does a cabin get on the internet? It logs in.
  5. A little engineer humor ∫ dx/cabin = log(cabin)
  6. What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? A log cabin.
  7. What is the integral of 1/cabin by d(cabin)? A beach-house
    Because its log(cabin) + c
  8. Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built.
  9. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.

Log Cabin Jokes

Here is a list of funny log cabin jokes and even better log cabin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the log cabin that was build by l**...? There were no nails used, it was all tongue and groove.

Cabin Boy Jokes

Here is a list of funny cabin boy jokes and even better cabin boy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the Vatican declare pirates were outlaws? Because the cabin boy wouldn't share his b**...!
Cabin joke, Why did the Vatican declare pirates were outlaws?

Laughable Cabin Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about cabin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean booth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cabin pranks.

One of my personal favorites (Thanks Good Will Hunting)

So I'm on a plane flying from New York to LA and the pilot gives his "now free to move about the cabin" message, only he forgets to turn off the mic, so the entire plane hears him when he turns to the copilot and says "Man I could really use a coffee and a b**...." The flight attendant runs to the cockpit to tell the pilot the mic was on, so I yell out "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee!"

KGB is Always Watching!

One night man tries escape from gulag.
Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sack and dragged out. The next morning he is shot like dog.
Pictures are windows. KGB always watching.

Three men go skiing

When the get to their ski cabin after a long day of skiing the find that there is only one large bed in the room They dont mind as it is big enough for all three of them. The next day the guy on one side tells them "Guys i had a dream where i had a h**..." the guy on the other side said "Wow i had the same dream" The guy in the middle says "oh well i had a dream where i went skiing


John and his girlfriend were going to go camping for the week. On his way out of the the door, John's little brother yelled, "wait for me!" John told his brother to go back inside, but his girlfriend insisted on taking him. John turned to his brother and said, "OK, but we get top bunk when we get to the cabin." His little brother agreed and they left for the campground.
When night came John, his girlfriend and his little brother went to bed. While in bed John turned to his girlfriend and said, "I'm in the mood, do u want to do it?" his girlfriend replied "your little brother is right under us, he will hear us!" John than tells her "I have an idea, when you want me to go faster, say lettuce. And when you want me to go slower, say tomato." She agreed and started doing the dirty deed. All night night John's little brother kept hearing "lettuce, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce!" After an hour John;s brother jumps up and screams "GUYS STOP MAKING SANDWICHES, YOU'RE GETTING MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME!"

A priest and a nun ...

... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,

So a three masted sailing ship is leaving port...

... just a day out of port the captain is standing on the deck when the lookout calls down "Sir! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"
The captain turns to his cabin boy and shouts "Bring me my red shirt!"
After the cabin boy brings him the red shirt and he puts it on, the two ships close to fighting range and fight all day, with many heroics on both sides, but with the captain and his red shirt standing alive and victorious as the other ship sinks behind them in the sunset light.
Later that night the cabin boy is curious and asks the captain why he needed his red shirt, and the captain replies "Well, with my red shirt on, none of the men would see me bleeding if I was wounded, and so they would not lose heart and continue to fight on to victory!"
The cabin boy thinks that's pretty clever and goes to bed for the night.
The next day, the captain is standing on the deck as they sail along when the lookout shouts down "Sir! Twenty enemy ships on the horizon!"
And the captain turns to his cabin boy and says "Bring me my brown pants!"

Why some put angels as Christmas tree toppers.

One year, Santa procrastinated too much and had an hour to go over his naughty nice list.
He was in a cabin gaining some progress when he heard a knock on his door. "Santa, we need your help in the workshop!"
Frustrated, Santa yelled "I'm busy right now, handle it yourselves. I can't afford to be interrupted!" And slammed the door.
Not 15 minutes later another knock is heard and his agitation is climbing. He opens the door and yells "What?!"
It was Mrs. Claus and she said startled "I brought you some food."
His face tuning red, he says "I've got a half hour left to check this list, I can't be interrupted!" He then slammed the door on his wife. He then says "I swear, the next interruption I get I'll just lose it."
About 20 minutes passed when he heard a knock at the door. He stormed to the door with a burning hatred when he opened it. It was an angel holding a Christmas tree. "Hey Santa, where do you want the tree?"

Family surroundings.

A social worker from Boston recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia . She was on a tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" she asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. "Is your father there?" asked the social worker. "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid. "Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker. "Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid. "But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?" "Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door, "this is the outhouse!"

So an American, a Pakistani and a Norwegian... in a train cabin together. The American pulls out a giant hamburger, but only after eating half of it he threw it out the window. "Why did you do that?", the Pakistani asked. "Because there are so many where I'm from". Later thr Pakistani took a giant cigar out of his pocket but only smoked the half and threw it out. "Why did you do that?", the Norwegian asked. "Because there are so many where I'm from". Even later the Norwegian threw the Pakistani out of the window. "Why did you do that?", the American asked. The Norwegian then answered; "Because there are so many where I'm from".

3 guys are in a log cabin

They all have to share a bed. The guy on the right wakes up and says that he had dreamt of getting the best h**... of his life. The guy on the right said that he had also dreamt of getting an amazing h**.... The guy in the middle wakes up confused, and said that he ha dreamt that he was skiing.

A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin

One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.
"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."

A masked dude walks into a building

... and asks the woman at the counter to open a cabin at gunpoint. The lady asks "You do know that this is a _sperm_ bank, right?". He signals to open the cabin with the gun. She obeys. "Drink it", he says. She gives him a puzzled look and drinks from the bottle helplessly. The man unmasks himself and the lady is surprised to see that its her husband. He says "See, its not that hard, is it?"

What do cabinets and picture book companies have in common?

They both need drawers to function.

Engine failure

A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.
After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"

Ski trip [n**...]

Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.
The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a h**... from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"
Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a h**... from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a h**...?"
The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Why was the cabinet asked to leave?

Because it didn't have any doors

I'll see my shelf out.

How many cabinet members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them but they still can't do it

Did you hear about that airplane that mixed all those people around the cabin like a blender?

That flight was not smoothie

A pilot steps out of the cockpit and speaks to the cabin through the PA

"Ladies and gentlemen I need a huge favor from you. My wife just called me that her mother is on her way through security and needs a last minute seat to come with me to Atlanta for a last minute event. She flies for free with my buddy passes. I see some of you are still trying to find a seat. This flight is completely full, so if you could please store your bags, find those remaining empty middle seats and settle in and clear the aisle as quickly as possible, hopefully we can close the aircraft door and push back before my mother-in-law gets here".

I was rated "number 1 most likely to not m**... you in a cabin in a forest" in highschool.

I know, kind of a weird thing to be rated for but you won't find someone who disagrees.

Airline passenger safety brief

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from above. If you're traveling with a child, please fit their mask first. If you have more than 1 child with you, please pick your favorite now.

What should a cabinet installer always do at work but never at home with his wife?

A dry fit

A h**... couple get married...

and spend the honeymoon night at her folks' cabin. The next morning, the boys' father walks outside and the boy is back home sitting on his folks' porch. The father asks, "Where's your bride, boy?" The kid says, "Ah done left her, Pa." The old man says, "Now why did you go and do that for?" The kid replies, "Ah found out she's a v**...." The pa thinks a minute and says, "Well, you done right, son. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for arn' neither."

3 buddies went camping and stayed in a cabin.

The cabin only had one bed so they decided to share it.
The next morning the guy who slept on the left side of the bed said I had a dream I was getting jacked off.
The guy on the right side of the bed said that's weird I had the exact same dream.
The guy in the middle said you guys are lucky. I had a dream I was skiing.

A scientist is driving around the countryside looking for elderly test subjects to measure how people live longer.

She comes across a dilapidated cabin with a very old and worn-out man sitting in the rocking chair on his front porch.
The scientist approaches the man and says pardon me, sir, but what's your secret to long life?
The man says I smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, drink chocolate milk for breakfast and eat burgers for lunch and dinner, and I wash it all down with a swig of hard liquor .
Wow! exclaims the scientist. Exactly how old are you?

If god gave the designs to Moses to build an ark

...god didn't leave a single cabin for Jews

How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?

I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.

A car, screaming down the street...

A car, screaming down the street, broadslides itself to rest on the front lawn of a house.
The driver jumps out and runs, full-bore, into the home
"Honey!", he yells up the stairs, "'Pack your bags! I won the lottery!!"
She yells back down, "Oh that's wonderful!! What should I pack? Beach clothes? Cabin clothes?"
He yells, "Doesn't matter! Just get out!!"

My dad told me this one.

A guy enters in a public toilet ... in the cabin next to him, another constipated guy, he forces himself quite noisy. The first guy, finishing what he had to do, at the exit of the toilet turns off the light, at which time a loud scream is heard. Curious, he returns, turns on the light and asks the one in the toilet: - What happened? This one visibly frightened responds: -I thought my eyes jumped out of my head.

Three Guys Go On a Skiing Trip...

Three guys go on a skiing trip but can only find a cabin with one bed, so they all decide to sleep together.
The next morning:
Guy on the right, I had the strangest dream last night that somebody gave me a h**....
Guy on the left, I also had the strangest dream that somebody gave me a h**....
Guy in the middle, That's crazy cause I had a dream I was skiing.

A stuttering man sits in a train

He is in a cabin with two other guys. He asks the o**...: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
The other guy looks at him, doesn't reply. So the stuttering guy repeats his question: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
Still nothing. So the stuttering guy angrily gets off at the next stop. The third guy in the cabin asks:" hey man, why didn't you just tell him the time?"
The other guy replies: "D-d-do you thi-i-ink i wa-a-ant to g-g-get b-b-beaten up?"

Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call

Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately.
Please prepare the cabin.
Crew: Why, what is happening?
Pilot: Threat of an explosive.
Cew: What? What explosive?!
Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.

A World War 2 joke

Stalin and h**... died and were recieved in h**... by Satan.
Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in h**... for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .
While waiting, h**... got bored and asked Stalin to tell him a joke.
Stalin said one word, "Moscow."
h**..., after a long and hard thought, replied, "I don't get it."
Stalin laughs merrily and says, "Exactly."

Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire

He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin. The Irishman says "Excuse me a second," and steps outside for a few minutes. When he comes back in, he's drenched from head to toe.
The Englishman asks, "Is it raining outside?"
The Irishman says, "No, it's windy."

A man is sitting on a train with a baby, who is very ugly.

In fact, the baby is so ugly that a nearby passenger says,
What a hideous baby.
I've never been so insulted in my whole life, the man says, and
hurries to the train conductor to complain.
I'm so sorry, sir, the train conductor says, when the man tells her
he was insulted so terribly. I apologise on behalf of the railway
Please allow me to move you to the first-class cabin, where you
can enjoy a free glass of champagne and I will try to find some cheese for your pet rat.

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