The Best 41 Cabin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cabin jokes. There are some cabin stewardesses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cabin log cabin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cabin Jokes and Puns

One of my personal favorites (Thanks Good Will Hunting)

So I'm on a plane flying from New York to LA and the pilot gives his "now free to move about the cabin" message, only he forgets to turn off the mic, so the entire plane hears him when he turns to the copilot and says "Man I could really use a coffee and a blow job." The flight attendant runs to the cockpit to tell the pilot the mic was on, so I yell out "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee!"

Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin?

That he built.

KGB is Always Watching!

One night man tries escape from gulag.
Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sack and dragged out. The next morning he is shot like dog.
Pictures are windows. KGB always watching.

Cabin joke, KGB is Always Watching!

Three men go skiing

When the get to their ski cabin after a long day of skiing the find that there is only one large bed in the room They dont mind as it is big enough for all three of them. The next day the guy on one side tells them "Guys i had a dream where i had a handjob" the guy on the other side said "Wow i had the same dream" The guy in the middle says "oh well i had a dream where i went skiing

A priest and a nun ...

... are on a pilgrimage when they get caught in a blizzard. They make their way to a small abandoned cabin with a bed, a stack of blankets, and a sleeping bag. Now the priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. They say their nightly prayers and tuck in for the night. The priest is nearly asleep when he is awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm cold!" The priest gets up, puts a blanket on her, checks that she's OK, and goes back to his sleeping bag.
This time he's starting to nod off when he's again awoken by the nun, "Father, I'm still cold!" So once again the priest gets up, places another blanket on the nun, and heads back to his sleeping bag. But when he's almost asleep this time she calls again, "Father, Father, I'm sooo cold!" The priest thinks on this situation and after a moment he responds. "Sister, we are in the middle of nowhere in a storm. No one but ourselves and the Lord God almighty will know what happens here this night. What would you say if, just for this night, we act as though we were married?" The nun thinks on this for a while and finally responds with an excited, "Yes Father, I'd like that!" To which the priest responds,

3 guys are in a log cabin

They all have to share a bed. The guy on the right wakes up and says that he had dreamt of getting the best handjob of his life. The guy on the right said that he had also dreamt of getting an amazing handjob. The guy in the middle wakes up confused, and said that he ha dreamt that he was skiing.

A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin

One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.

"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."

Cabin joke, A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin

What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden?

One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.

A masked dude walks into a building

... and asks the woman at the counter to open a cabin at gunpoint. The lady asks "You do know that this is a _sperm_ bank, right?". He signals to open the cabin with the gun. She obeys. "Drink it", he says. She gives him a puzzled look and drinks from the bottle helplessly. The man unmasks himself and the lady is surprised to see that its her husband. He says "See, its not that hard, is it?"

Engine failure

A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.

After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"

Ski trip [nsfw]

Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.

The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a handjob from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"

Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a handjob from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a handjob?"

The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"

B: "Log cabin!"

A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin.

I'll show myself out.

Why was the cabinet asked to leave?

Because it didn't have any doors

I'll see my shelf out.

How many cabinet members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them but they still can't do it

Cabin joke, How many cabinet members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Wow, this camping trip's going to be INTENSE!"

"What?! *I thought you said were staying in the cabin*!"

Did you hear about that airplane that mixed all those people around the cabin like a blender?

That flight was not smoothie

Doctors have come up with a more scientific and more accurate name for cabin fever...

Stuck Home Syndrome

I was rated "number 1 most likely to not murder you in a cabin in a forest" in highschool.

I know, kind of a weird thing to be rated for but you won't find someone who disagrees.

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)

A natural log cabin.

Wait, I forgot the C

It's a flood victim house

Airline passenger safety brief

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from above. If you're traveling with a child, please fit their mask first. If you have more than 1 child with you, please pick your favorite now.

How does a cabin get on the internet?

It logs in.

What should a cabinet installer always do at work but never at home with his wife?

A dry fit

You know that sound when the ketchup bottle falls against the cabin you just closed?

That's the sound of someone else's problem.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

You may have said log cabin. But just like I did on my calc 2 final, you forgot the c . It's a houseboat.

3 buddies went camping and stayed in a cabin.

The cabin only had one bed so they decided to share it.

The next morning the guy who slept on the left side of the bed said I had a dream I was getting jacked off.

The guy on the right side of the bed said that's weird I had the exact same dream.

The guy in the middle said you guys are lucky. I had a dream I was skiing.

How many of Trump's cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?

I dunno, none of them have lasted longer than a light bulb.

Why did the Vatican declare pirates were outlaws?

Because the cabin boy wouldn't share his booty!

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

A log cabin.

A car, screaming down the street...

A car, screaming down the street, broadslides itself to rest on the front lawn of a house.
The driver jumps out and runs, full-bore, into the home
"Honey!", he yells up the stairs, "'Pack your bags! I won the lottery!!"
She yells back down, "Oh that's wonderful!! What should I pack? Beach clothes? Cabin clothes?"
He yells, "Doesn't matter! Just get out!!"

My dad told me this one.

A guy enters in a public toilet ... in the cabin next to him, another constipated guy, he forces himself quite noisy. The first guy, finishing what he had to do, at the exit of the toilet turns off the light, at which time a loud scream is heard. Curious, he returns, turns on the light and asks the one in the toilet: - What happened? This one visibly frightened responds: -I thought my eyes jumped out of my head.

Three Guys Go On a Skiing Trip...

Three guys go on a skiing trip but can only find a cabin with one bed, so they all decide to sleep together.

The next morning:

Guy on the right, I had the strangest dream last night that somebody gave me a handjob.

Guy on the left, I also had the strangest dream that somebody gave me a handjob.

Guy in the middle, That's crazy cause I had a dream I was skiing.

Did you hear about the log cabin that was build by lesbians?

There were no nails used, it was all tongue and groove.

A stuttering man sits in a train

He is in a cabin with two other guys. He asks the one guy: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
The other guy looks at him, doesn't reply. So the stuttering guy repeats his question: "h-h-hey d-d-d-do you know wha-a-at t-t-time it is?"
Still nothing. So the stuttering guy angrily gets off at the next stop. The third guy in the cabin asks:" hey man, why didn't you just tell him the time?"
The other guy replies: "D-d-do you thi-i-ink i wa-a-ant to g-g-get b-b-beaten up?"

Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call

Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately.

Please prepare the cabin.

Crew: Why, what is happening?

Pilot: Threat of an explosive.

Cew: What? What explosive?!

Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.

A World War 2 joke

Stalin and Hitler died and were recieved in Hell by Satan.

Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in Hell for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .

While waiting, Hitler got bored and asked Stalin to tell him a joke.

Stalin said one word, "Moscow."

Hitler, after a long and hard thought, replied, "I don't get it."

Stalin laughs merrily and says, "Exactly."

I sold my cabin out in the mountains to Sasquautch.

He paid me in cryptid currency.

Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire

He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn't get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin. The Irishman says "Excuse me a second," and steps outside for a few minutes. When he comes back in, he's drenched from head to toe.
The Englishman asks, "Is it raining outside?"
The Irishman says, "No, it's windy."

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

A natural log cabin.

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