The Best 4 Cabernet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cabernet jokes. There are some cabernet slope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cabernet champagne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cabernet Jokes and Puns

Several nuns in a convent contract a venereal disease...

...So the Mother Superior calls a general meeting, and announces "There are cases of gonorrhea in our midst".

One of the nuns whispers to the nun next to her, "That's nice, I'm getting sick of the Cabernet".

Rieslingโ€ฆ Chardonnay... Merlot... Cabernet... Pinot noirโ€ฆ

Sorry, I don't know why I'm being so whiny this morning.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's a taxi driver's favorite wine?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cabernet wine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cabernet steel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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