Cabernet Jokes
4 cabernet jokes and hilarious cabernet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cabernet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Happy Cabernet Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good cabernet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. The bartender's therapy dog leaps to his feet, races across the room, runs down the stairs to the wine cellar and within moments returns with a lovely bottle of cabernet savignon in his jaws which he drops gently at the bartender's feet. "Wow, that dog is amazing," the guy says. "What kind is it?" "Oh, he's nothing special," the bartender replies. "Just a bordeaux collie."
Several nuns in a convent contract a venereal disease...
...So the Mother Superior calls a general meeting, and announces "There are cases of gonorrhea in our midst".
One of the nuns whispers to the nun next to her, "That's nice, I'm getting sick of the Cabernet".
Riesling… Chardonnay... Merlot... Cabernet... Pinot noir…
Sorry, I don't know why I'm being so whiny this morning.
Where do you store your wine?
In the cabernet
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