The Best 6 Cabbage Patch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cabbage Patch jokes. There are some cabbage patch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cabbage patch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cabbage Patch Jokes and Puns

What do vegetarian dingoes eat

Cabbage patch kids

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.

Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"

I opened a can of peas instead."

Overwatch is getting a farm map in the next update

It's a cabbage patch.


What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cabbage patch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cabbage patch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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