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Cabbage Patch Jokes

6 cabbage patch jokes and hilarious cabbage patch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cabbage patch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What do vegetarian ogres eat?

Cabbage Patch Kids

What do vegetarian dingoes eat

Cabbage patch kids

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.

Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.

Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
I opened a can of peas instead."

Overwatch is getting a farm map in the next update

It's a cabbage patch.

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