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92 cabbage jokes and hilarious cabbage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cabbage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with these hilarious cabbage jokes! This collection of jokes includes puns and one-liners starring cabbage, kale, radishes, and lettuce. Whether you're a fan of cabbage rolls or the cabbage patch, you're sure to have a chuckle with these fun-filled gags!

Best Short Cabbage Jokes

Short cabbage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cabbage humour may include short cucumber jokes also.

  1. You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's... shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
  2. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
  3. A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
    He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.
  4. "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
  5. Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
  6. You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is? It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.
  7. A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes. What's wrong with me doc? He asks. The doctor replies Well it looks like you're not eating right.
  8. The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume—Boyle's Law. Any leftover cabbage must be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise.
    —-Cole's Law.
  9. Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law... It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.
  10. You've all heard of "Murphy's Law," but have you heard of "Cole's Law"? It's pretty much just cabbage and mayonnaise.

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Cabbage One Liners

Which cabbage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cabbage? I can suggest the ones about radish and broccoli.

  1. We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law "Shredded Cabbage."
  2. Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is? Cabbage.
  3. Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise. -Cole's Law
  4. Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
  5. What did the religous carrot say to the cabbage? Peas be with you.
  6. What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper? Slaw dust!
  7. Shredded cabbage tastes better than unshredded cabbage Cole's Law
  8. What's it called when someone is murdered by a cabbage? Slaw-der.
    I know. It's awful.
  9. Cole's Law... Thinly Sliced Cabbage
  10. A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head
  11. What do vegetarian ogres eat? Cabbage Patch Kids
  12. Farmers are skilled at decapitation We only ever find the heads of lettuce or cabbage
  13. What do vegetarian dingoes eat Cabbage patch kids
  14. What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka
  15. What did the cabbages say to the other vegetables in the vegetable bin? Lettuce in.

Cabbage Patch Jokes

Here is a list of funny cabbage patch jokes and even better cabbage patch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you fix a cabbage? With a cabbage patch.
  • Overwatch is getting a farm map in the next update It's a cabbage patch.
  • What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad.
  • "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..." It's only Harv Price
Cabbage joke, "For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Cabbage Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about cabbage you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean zucchini jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cabbage prank.

Everybody knows of Murphy's law, anything that can go wrong, will. But have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's usually just finely shredded cabbage.

A man walks up to a counter and says . . .

A man walks up to a counter and says, "Gimme a kielbassi sandwich and a beer."
"Ah," says the person behind the counter. "You must be Polish."
The customer becomes irate. "Now, just a minute," he says, "I happen to take offense at that! Why are you assuming that just because I ordered a kielbassi sandwich and a beer I must be Polish?"
"Well-"
"If I ordered a plate of spaghetti, would you assume I'm Italian?"
"Well, no."
If I ordered corned beef and cabbage, would you assume I'm Irish?"
"No."
"Then why," said the customer, "are you assuming I'm Polish just because I ordered a kielbassi sandwich and a beer?"
"Well . . . this is a hardware store."

Vegetables

What did the cucumber say to the cabbage when they got kidnapped by the tomato?
Lettuce go

My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...

I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"

What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden?

One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.

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USER: cabbage
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USER: boiled cabbage
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USER: 1 boiled cabbage
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USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
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USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
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USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
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What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

Which part of the cabbage don't you eat?

The wheelchair.

A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race

The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup

Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter.

Schindler's mom's list.

Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop?

Answer:
"STOP THE CAB-BAGE"
Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying.

What is the law that requires cabbage to be shredded and covered in a vinaigrette?

Cole's Law

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?

Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.
You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.

What did the Christian Cabbage say before eating?

Lettuce Pray.

A Weapon Of Mass Destruction...

A cabbage and beer f**..., with a couple of boiled eggs thrown in, in the second pew at the 10:00 service at St. Agnes of the Holy Water Church...

On my way to work, I saw a cabbage talking to a carrot

My drug dealer didn't lie

Laws

-Have you heard of Murphy's law?
-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-What about Cole's Law?
-No, what is it?
-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

I just mixed a cup of Murphy's Oil Soap with 2 pounds of shredded cabbage.

That's right, I'm making Murphy's slaw.

My favourite Russian joke.

3 soldiers are all sitting around bragging about their armies. A Russian, an Israeli and an American.
The Russian boasts, "In our army we get 500 calories of field ration per day."
The Israeli says, "We get 1000 calories a day for field ration."
The American says, "Well we get around 2000 calories a day for field ration."
The Russian blurts out, "That is b**..., you can't possibly carry that much cabbage!"

Cole's Law

"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
(I remember hearing this from my dad, and to this day it makes me giggle like an idiot.)

I went to Coles to buy a cabbage but apparently it's a legal requirement to buy mayonnaise and carrots too.

It's Coles Law.

What is a taxi driver's favorite food?

Cabbage

The UK have just introduced a new law

Whenever you buy Mayonaise it's now compulsory that you buy Cabbage and Carrots with it. They're referring to it as Coles Law

Murphy's Law

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OK. Now have you heard of Cole's Law?
No, what's that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law?

Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.

We all know what Murphy's law is (anything that can go wrong ultimately will). But do you know what Coles Law is?

It's shredded cabbage

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Yes it's if something can go wrong it will go wrong.
Have you heard of Coles Law?
No. What's that?
It's finely shredded raw cabbage in a dressing.

Dad Knowing the Laws...

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?
Son: Actually, no. What's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Why did the Momma cabbage hit her little baby cabbage?

He was being too fresh!

You know about Murphy's law (Anything that can go wrong will)? Well that's a lot different than Cole's law...

...which is chopped cabbage.

I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...

I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

What do you call a German cabbage that's getting clean?

Shower-k**...
^I'm ^sorry..

Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage

You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law?

It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?"

Yes.
Well have you heard of Cole's Law?
No.
It's mostly cabbage.

Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing.

Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
I opened a can of peas instead."

Have you heard about Murphy's Law?

Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
How about Cole's Law?
No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

If you buy cabbage from Coles you are legally obliged to buy carrots and mayo as well

It's called Coleslaw

Murphy's Law : If there's any way they can do it wrong, they will . But Cole's Law:

thats just cabbage.

Have you heard about Murphy's Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole's Law?

No. It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing.

My girlfriend broke up with me for being too delusional.

But I don't think that I have that problem, right giant cabbage?

On the farm market

Customer: Is that cabbage genetially modified?
Farmer: Why are you asking?
Cabbage: Yeah, why are you asking?

Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?

Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...
No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.

You've all heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage and carrot in mayonnaise.

-Have you heard of Murphy's Law

\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
\-What's about Cole's law?
\-No
\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream

I heard U.S. Senator Herb Kohl once wrote a bill that would standardize the ratios of carrots, mayonnaise, and cabbage in his favorite side dish.

He called it Kohl's Law.

Cabbage joke, What do vegetarian ogres eat?

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