C Sharp Jokes
20 c sharp jokes and hilarious c sharp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about c sharp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest C Sharp Short Jokes
Short c sharp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The c sharp humour may include short b flat jokes also.
- I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be a musician First thing is, that I don't have the talent and the second is, that I cannot C sharp due to my glasses
- A musician with bad eyesight goes to an optician "How can I help you?
"I need something to help me C-sharp" - What do you say when you see a G sharp while playing a piece with no sharp or flat signature? I C a major accident!
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C Sharp One Liners
Which c sharp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with c sharp? I can suggest the ones about letter c and c programming.
- What Do They Tell Musicians About Crossing the Road? C sharp or you'll B flat.
- What does music have to do with road safety? C sharp or B flat
- How does music help after an ice storm? If you don't C Sharp, you'll B Flat.
- What did the pianist say to the cave diver? C Sharp or B Flat
- Are you a beginner violinist playing c natural? Cuz you're looking pretty sharp
- C sharp major is the most painful key to play in. It's like pins and needles.
- Blind people can't play guitar because they can't C sharp.
C Sharp Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about c sharp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sharp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make c sharp pranks.
I wanted to make a tuna casserole.
But when I went to the kitchen cupboards, they kept making a "B flat" noise instead of a "C sharp."
I couldn't figure out what the problem was until I realised...
We were out of tuna.
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar...
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
C, Eb, and G walk into a "bar"
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors" So E-Flat leaves and C and G have an open 5th between them.
After a few drinks the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,*Excuse me, I'll just be a second"
An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in the bar tonight." The E-Flat is not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until his company downsized, says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case as the E-Flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.