Byte Jokes

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

The oldest computer...

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.

There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve..

It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash.

Mosquito bit me 8 times.

Mosquito byte.

I cut my pizza into 7 bits

I haven't had a byte yet

I just ate my USB

It only took 1 byte.

My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte"

So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"

Yes...First Computer was from Apple

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

When was the first computer?

Adam and Eve's time. It was an apple. It only had one byte, then everything went downhill.

I tried to build a computer out of wood, but it wouldn't turn on.

All bark and no byte.

Why did the computer cross the road?

To get a byte to eat...

Eight bytes walk into a bar...

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, Can I get you anything?

Yeah, reply the bytes. Make us a double.

The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve

An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.

First computer

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What did the owner say about their 7 bit dog

Don't worry, he doesn't byte

A computer programmer goes fishing. When he comes home his wife asked him how it went?

As he holds up 8 fish, he says "I only got one byte"

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

Surprise! Surprise!

It was an Apple!

But with extremely limited memory.

Just one byte. Then everything crashed.

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Why was the computer programmer who was sent back in time to 1700 disappointed?

Because it was all baroque and no byte

Why couldn't the computer process the hamburger?

It only had one byte.

First computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve

It was an Apple but with very limited memory.
Only 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory.

-This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

I got a new Apple phone

It seemed like it was missing a byte.

The Oldest Computer...

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.


Yes, it was an Apple computer, but had an extremely limited memory.


Just one byte was used, and then everything crashed.


Adam and Eve were left holding their bits and pieces.


That salesman was a real snake!

Wendy's used to advertise that there was 256 possible ways to order a burger.

That's not very impressive. That's only a byte size of choices.

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

When was the first computer made?

The Garden of Eden...

Apple...

It had one byte.

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with almost no RAM.

After one byte, everything crashed.

The first computer

The first computer was dated back billions of years ago to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple, but it had very little space...

One byte then everything crashed.

why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom?

to get a byte, and
the ruler!!!

my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!

My wife bit me during sex last night, and asked me to byte her...

...so I bit her eight times

How do you download an elephant?

One byte at a time

The oldest conputer can be traced back to Adam and Eve

It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte, Then everything crashed.

Vampires are quickly leaving America after the rumours

Of what it will cost them per byte.

How do you eat a digital elephant?

One byte at a time!

What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage?

I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time.

Linkin Park's web developer spent hours trying to fix a byte ordering bug.

He tried so hard and got so far, but in the endian it doesn't even matter.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

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