The Best 49 Byte Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Byte jokes. There are some byte integer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these byte bits puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Byte Jokes and Puns

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Eight bytes walk into a bar...

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, Can I get you anything?

Yeah, reply the bytes. Make us a double.

I cut my pizza into 7 bits

I haven't had a byte yet

Byte joke, I cut my pizza into 7 bits

Why couldn't the computer process the hamburger?

It only had one byte.

Why did the computer cross the road?

To get a byte to eat...


why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom?

to get a byte, and
the ruler!!!

my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!

What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage?

I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time.

Byte joke, What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage?

Computer Science joke: After you've been bit 8 times by a mosquito does that been you have a mosquito byte?

Not understanding this joke is what causes malaria.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory.

-This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

So two bits...

grab a byte at the space bar.

My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte"

So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"

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Gave my gf the nerdiest gift ever

I gave her a stick of RAM and told her to byte me later.... my pc loves me

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you download an elephant?

One byte at a time

There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve..

It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash.

Byte joke, There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve..

Linkin Park's web developer spent hours trying to fix a byte ordering bug.

He tried so hard and got so far, but in the endian it doesn't even matter.

I just ate my USB

It only took 1 byte.

When was the first computer made?

The Garden of Eden...

Apple...

It had one byte.


Apple was doomed from the beginning..

..all it took was 1 byte to crash the good times of heavens.

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

How do you eat a digital elephant?

One byte at a time!

When was the first computer?

Adam and Eve's time. It was an apple. It only had one byte, then everything went downhill.

Did you hear about the computer virus that led to the ruin of the first men?

Apparently it was an apple, and all it took was one byte

Mosquito bit me 8 times.

Mosquito byte.

Vampires are quickly leaving America after the rumours

Of what it will cost them per byte.

If you fell for an AI, would it be love at first byte?

The Oldest Computer...

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple computer, but had an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte was used, and then everything crashed.

Adam and Eve were left holding their bits and pieces.

That salesman was a real snake!

I tried to build a computer out of wood, but it wouldn't turn on.

All bark and no byte.

I was on the Internet looking at the Apple site

My computer used its last byte.

I got a new Apple phone

It seemed like it was missing a byte.

What is the difference between a tree and a bad computer?

One is all bark, and the other is no byte

The first computer

The first computer was dated back billions of years ago to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple, but it had very little space...

One byte then everything crashed.

Why was the computer programmer who was sent back in time to 1700 disappointed?

Because it was all baroque and no byte

What did the owner say about their 7 bit dog

Don't worry, he doesn't byte

My wife bit me during sex last night, and asked me to byte her...

...so I bit her eight times

Wendy's used to advertise that there was 256 possible ways to order a burger.

That's not very impressive. That's only a byte size of choices.

The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with almost no RAM.

After one byte, everything crashed.

Yes...First Computer was from Apple

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk?

Wanna go out for a byte?

I was attacked by wild bunnies who bit me 8 times

Luckily the doctor who helped me only charged me for one byte

A computer programmer goes fishing. When he comes home his wife asked him how it went?

As he holds up 8 fish, he says "I only got one byte"

The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve

An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.

The first computer dates back to Adam & Eve

It was an apple with limited memory, just one byte, and everything crashed

Did you know that restaurants can only store a maximum of 256 sliders at a time?

It's because they're 1 byte.

What do programmers do when they're hungry?

They grab a byte

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.

It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.

What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party?

A byte of cake

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

Surprise, surprise!

It was an Apple,

but with limited memory.

Just one byte,

and everything crashed.

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