The Best 6 Bystanders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bystanders jokes. There are some bystanders gunshots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bystanders londoner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bystanders Jokes and Puns

Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout "Why bother? They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"...

oh, like I wasn't?!

there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church...

police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.

It's so rough where I live ...

We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like "We didn't see nothing")

A man was walking through town

A man was walking through town when he saw a crowd of bystanders watching a funeral parade. He asked a bystander what's going on. The bystander said that they're going to scatter the ashes of Clark Gable so he's truly Gone With the Wind.

Gun Control

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. Chris Rock


A man is drunk outside a bar

Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells "you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bystanders outsiders jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bystanders retrieve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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