Byrne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Byrne jokes. There are some byrne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these byrne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Byrne Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend

David Byrne gets elected as U.S. president.

His first act is to issue an executive order to the U.S. Mint.

To stop making cents.

Whilst at college I did experiment with m**....

I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail.

^-- ^Ed ^Byrne

I'm not a cat person

because I wasn't bitten by a radioactive cat.

- Ed Byrne

I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...

...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.

-Ed Byrne

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the byrne puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working byrne piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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