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David Byrne gets elected as U.S. president.

His first act is to issue an executive order to the U.S. Mint.
To stop making cents.

Whilst at college I did experiment with m**....

I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail.
^-- ^Ed ^Byrne

I'm not a cat person

because I wasn't bitten by a radioactive cat.
- Ed Byrne

I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months...

...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean.
-Ed Byrne

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