The Best 7 Bypass Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bypass jokes. There are some bypass road jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bypass overpass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bypass Jokes and Puns

Did I tell you about my trick for getting to the front of the line at gas stations?

I call it my gas trick bypass.

Cement Mixer

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston bypass.


Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

Imagine my surprise when

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.

"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

I recently watched a plumber performing a gastric bypass surgery using his own tools.

I could hardly make it through the whole thing, it was gut wrenching.

My father was discussing the costs of a quadruple bypass surgery with the doctor.

When he heard they would be charging for each incision, he said "What kind of cut rate operation is this?"


Apple watch

Apple watch features

2018 : ECG
2019 : Angioplasty
2020 : Bypass Surgery
2021: Funeral arrangements

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What do you say when a brother and sister are riding in the back seat of a car down the Tuscaloosa By-Pass?

Toll ride

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bypass transplant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bypass valves piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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