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5 bypass jokes and hilarious bypass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bypass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article provides a collection of hilarious jokes related to bypass surgeries and triple heart bypasses. Find out why a surgeon needs a long incision to repair an artery and learn more about the funny side of bypass surgery!

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Howlingly Hilarious Bypass Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What is a good bypass joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did I tell you about my trick for getting to the front of the line at gas stations?

I call it my gas trick bypass.

Imagine my surprise when

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.
"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.
"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

I recently watched a plumber performing a gastric bypass surgery using his own tools.

I could hardly make it through the whole thing, it was gut wrenching.

My father was discussing the costs of a quadruple bypass surgery with the doctor.

When he heard they would be charging for each incision, he said "What kind of cut rate operation is this?"

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