Bye Jokes

Funniest Bye Short Jokes

Short bye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bye humour may include short goodbye jokes also.

1. What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves.
   I should go back to studying now. K bye.
2. Husband asks wife, "how many men have you slept with besides me?" Wife: "zero"
   Husband really happy: "really?"
   Wife: "yes, I only slept with you, the rest kept me awake"
   Ok bye
3. Why was the lizard upset with her husband? Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ...
   Okay bye now
4. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
5. A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting:
   -Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
   -Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
6. If someone says see you later alligator you must respond with in a while crocodile It's in the bye laws
7. Today, I woke up and saw my girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying this is not working bye Don't know what she's on about, I opened it and it worked fine.
8. Q & A Teacher: First one to answer the next question gets to leave early.
   (Johnny immediately threw his bag out the window)
   Teacher: Who threw that bag?
   Johnny: I did! Bye guys!
9. Day and Noon run into each other and Day says, Bye Noon! Noon replies with: It's high Noon.
   I made this im proud of myself-
10. I've always been interested by the way different cultures say farewell I guess you could say I'm bye curious

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Bye One Liners

Which bye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bye? I can suggest the ones about farewell and cred.

1. A wife is like a hand grenade... Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
2. How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians? A big wave.
3. How Does Uranium Atom Say Good Bye....? GOTTA SPLIT
4. How does a nut say good bye to another nut? I'll cashew later bro.
5. Are you today's date? Because you're 1/10, bye.
6. Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye.
7. What did the buffalo say to his son going to college. Bye son
8. What does the dying programmer say? "Bye bye, world."
9. What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia
10. I tried to take a picture of some fog... I mist.
    ^I'll^see^myself^out^BYE!
11. My wife Rose is leaving me because of my obsession with pens.... Bye Rose.
12. The election is finally over! Let Bye, Dons be Bye, Dons !!!
13. My doctor told me to avoid trans fats... So bye bye Tumblr!
14. How does a pornstar say good bye to a client? Nice business doing pleasure with you.
15. What did the Romans say to the Carthaginians after the Punic War? Bye Phoenicia!

Saying Bye Jokes

Here is a list of funny saying bye jokes and even better saying bye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did South Korea say to their President? Good-bye, Geun-hye.
• What do french werewolves say when they say good bye? *Aroooo! revoir*
• The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 300 times.
• What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE
• What did the butcher say to the cow. Bye.
• Periodic table lesson What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?
  
  "He-He!"
  ​
  (It's ok I know where the door is, bye)
• How do robots say goodbye? They use bye-nary.
• I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia
• Is it true what they say about Directioners who are into the Irish guy? That's they're nihilists?
  Note: I'll show myself to the door. Bye :)
• Me and my wife used to say this joke to each other everyday, well before our divorce... Bye honey! Love You! Get home safety tonight okay!

Good Bye Jokes

Here is a list of funny good bye jokes and even better good bye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between astronauts and people with suicidal tendencies? Their interpretations of the phrase, "good bye world".
• I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye).
• Money talks it says good-bye
• My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, This isn't working. I am leaving, good bye. I opened up the fridge and it seems to be working just fine...and she says I'm the s**... one?

Bye Felicia Jokes

Here is a list of funny bye felicia jokes and even better bye felicia puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Money talks... But all mine ever says is, Bye Felicia!!!
• I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say "Bye Felicia"

Great Bye Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about bye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean saying bye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bye pranks.