Buzzing Jokes
27 buzzing jokes and hilarious buzzing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buzzing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Buzzing Short Jokes
Short buzzing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buzzing humour may include short beeping jokes also.
- So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed. - I missed the Vice Presidential debate... Can someone please tell me what all the buzz is about?
- Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon... Neil before me
- I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.
- I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. "Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy" she replied.
So I bought her a pet mosquito. - If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.
- How to bees get to school? The school buzz. Compliments of my 8yr old. Not sure if it's been posted before but this was her first and I just loved it.
- Man on the moon Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
- People have often said that bees making honey sounds cool... ...but honestly, I never understood what all the buzz was about.
- Why did the coke addict take to bee keeping to get sober? Finally found something that would give him a buzz
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Buzzing One Liners
Which buzzing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buzzing? I can suggest the ones about humming and beeps.
- I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
- Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil.
- I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon. Neil before me!
- Why did the bee wear a helmet on the first day of spring? To protect its buzz-y head!
- What do you do when there's a bee at your door? You buzz it in.
- What did the bee go to the barber shop for? To get a buzz cut.
- A fly is buzzing around a cop, why doesn't he kill it? That's what the swat team is for!
- How do bees get into their hive? They get buzzed in!
- What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz.....
- What do barkeepers and beekeepers have in common? That constant buzz around them.
- How do bees let guests into their apartment building? They *buzz* them in
- How do bees go to school? They take the buzz
- Where do bees catch their bus? At the buzz stop. Haha
- Why did the bee order a cup of coffee? For a quick buzz
- Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves The Appropriated Press
Buzzing Sound Jokes
Here is a list of funny buzzing sound jokes and even better buzzing sound puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like to walk around making buzz sounds I'm just a normal human bee-ing
Howlingly Hilarious Buzzing Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about buzzing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ringing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buzzing pranks.
A farmer was milking his cow
At one point, he noticed a fly buzzing in the cows' ear.
Shortly after the farmer looked down at the bucket and noticed a fly swimming in the milk.
"Huh," said the farmer. "In one ear, out the udder."
I found a vinyl record of Wasp Sounds at a charity shop...
...when I got home I put it on to listen to it - it was all wrong - the buzzing noises was nothing like wasp sounds.
Then I realised - I was playing the Bee side!
a blonde is standing on the street buzzing at a lantern
a blonde police officer sees her buzzing the lantern, stops and asks: what are you doing, madam? The blonde answers: I'm trying to buzz my friend down but he's not answering. Blonde police officer points confused at the light of the lantern and replies: but he must be home since the lights are on!
(my mom told me this in German the other day, I hope my translation makes sense! open for corrections!)
My young daughter asked me this morning....
My young daughter asked me this morning, "Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night? I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream."
"Nothing, darling," I replied.
It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half-s**... head.
Good pickup line.
Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"
A bee goes into a bar,
It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
Man in a pasture face down
A man lays face down in the pasture with a backpack on his back and flies buzzing around him.
Question: Whats in his backpack?
Answer: Parachute
I fail everyday to reach for work on time in the morning. I end up sleeping right through the buzzing clock.
What an alarming situation.
Mosquito came buzzing up and landed on me, said, "I just need a place to rest and maybe a bite to eat."
I said, "I feel you."
