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Buzzfeed Jokes

57 buzzfeed jokes and hilarious buzzfeed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buzzfeed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best and funniest Buzzfeed Jokes! We have hand-picked the best jokes from Buzzfeed's Encanto, Math, Twitter, Best, and Harry Potter pages, as well as jokes frm Reddit, Facebook, and Buzzfeed.org. Enjoy a collection of the funniest and quirkiest jokes on the internet today!

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Funniest Buzzfeed Short Jokes

Short buzzfeed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buzzfeed humour may include short article jokes also.

  1. How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.
  2. How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
  3. Buzzfeed employee is diagnosed with stage 2 brain cancer Doctor: Number 4 will blow your mind.
  4. A BuzzFeed writer walks into a bar... 95% of americans were shocked to find out what happened next.
  5. I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you.
  6. How many Buzzfeed employees does it take to operate an electric chair? 10, but 4 will shock you.
  7. Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd... Because it's definitely a Cancer
  8. Why was Buzzfeed's chief editor found dead in the bathroom? He couldn't believe number two would shock him.
  9. I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea".... number 2 surprised me.
  10. Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.

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Buzzfeed One Liners

Which buzzfeed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buzzfeed? I can suggest the ones about twitter and editor.

  1. I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me.
  2. Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
  3. A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!
  4. How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb? Click here to find out!
  5. How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.
  6. What do you call someone who works for buzzfeed? A cancer cell
  7. Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements You'll never believe Watt's number 6
  8. This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you
  9. What type of online articles do bees read? BuzzFeed
  10. Three buzzfeed writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next!
  11. Buzzfeed in 10 years... "Celebrity Deaths of 2016"
    \#4,562 will shock you!
  12. 10 Things That Crazy Buzzfeeds Do To Get Your Attention!
  13. Buzzfeed Top 10 least conductive items! Number 6 won't shock you
  14. Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even.
  15. did ypu read the Buzzfeed article about using a computer mouse to catch fish?

Buzzfeed joke, did ypu read the Buzzfeed article about using a computer mouse to catch fish?

Cheerful Fun Buzzfeed Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about buzzfeed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean information jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buzzfeed pranks.

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
*Stolen from BuzzFeed, but I thought it was hilarious.*

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things"

Eleven will blow your mind!!!

Former intelligence agent: "I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."

Buzzfeed journalist: "Ok please go on."
Former intelligence agent: "I have information that a number of years ago, Donald Trump visits Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Oh really? So then, what happens next?"
Former intelligence agent: "What happens next will shock you."

Buzzfeeds top 10 list of t**... methods

Number 7 will shock you

BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a t**..."

#6 will blow your mind!

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

Buzzfeed

Friend: "Would you ever work for buzzfeed?"
Me: "No, sorry I don't support cancer"

What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience?

What comes next will shock you

A buzzfeed journalist whispers something to Mike Pence at a press conference

...what happens next will shock you.

A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly s**.... What website is this?

BuzzFeed

Buzzfeed: "Top 20 reasons why you SHOULDN'T have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS"

"Number 11 will shock you!"

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"

I was surprised when Buzzfeed laid of their journalists

I didn't even know they had journalists!

Whenever you get caught stupiding in public just smile, laugh,

And say you work for Buzzfeed.

A new bloodbank made for mosquitoes has been opened

BuzzFeed is satisfied with the high amount of sales.

How many Buzzfeed workers does it take to form a firing squad?

10. But number 5 will blow your mind!

Notice how every g**... buzzfeed has a nose ring?

That's because nobody will ever put one on their fingers

Due to the cost of living crisis, a paramedic has had to take a second job as a Buzzfeed writer.

Their first article was on the 2 best forms of resuscitation.
Number 1 was CPR,

Number 2... WILL SHOCK YOU

Buzzfeed joke, Due to the cost of living crisis, a paramedic has had to take a second job as a Buzzfeed writer.

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