Buzzed Head Jokes
5 buzzed head jokes and hilarious buzzed head puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buzzed head that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Buzzed Head Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good buzzed head joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket.
He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly continues to buzz around the cows head. Suddenly the fly goes straight in to the cows ear. The farmer doesn't think much of it, just continues milking, when suddenly it shoots out into the bucket. The farmer, freaked out, exclaimed "it went in one ear and out the udder!"
Why did the bee wear a helmet on the first day of spring? To protect its buzz-y head!
My young daughter asked me this morning....
My young daughter asked me this morning, "Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night? I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream."
"Nothing, darling," I replied.
It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half-s**... head.
I was drinking my favorite liquor the other night...
...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
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