The Best 4 Buzzards Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buzzards jokes. There are some buzzards buzzard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buzzards hawk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buzzards Jokes and Puns

What do buzzards in Kansas eat?

Carrion, my wayward son.

Buzzards on a plane

Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.

"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.

"No. That's my carrion."

Why do bird suddebly appear, whenever you are near?

Because you've died and dozens of buzzards have come to feast on your innards.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....

yeah total dad joke, i know.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buzzards gull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buzzards fly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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