Buzzard Jokes
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A young buzzard is bringing his new boyfriend home...
He turns to his dad and says "So, what are we having for dinner?"
The father bird clears his t**....
"Carrion, my gay bird son. There'll be peas when you are done."
Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?
Because he ate his carrion.
What do buzzards in Kansas eat?
Carrion, my wayward son.
Buzzards on a plane
Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.
"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.
"No. That's my carrion."
Why did the eagle spare the mouse's life?
He couldn't be buzzard to hunt it.
A buzzad walks on to a plane
A buzzard walks on to a plane with a kill in each claw. The stewardess stops him.
"One carrion per person."
Why do buzzards prefer to fly?
Because they really like their carry-on.....
yeah total dad joke, i know.
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