The Best 9 Buzzard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buzzard jokes. There are some buzzard descend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buzzard bird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buzzard Jokes and Puns

A young buzzard is bringing his new boyfriend home...

He turns to his dad and says "So, what are we having for dinner?"

The father bird clears his throat.

"Carrion, my gay bird son. There'll be peas when you are done."

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do buzzards in Kansas eat?

Carrion, my wayward son.

A buzzard gets on a plane with a rotting rabbit carcass.

The flight attendant says "You can't bring that dead animal on the plane."

The buzzard replies "It's OK. That just my carrion."

A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight.

The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."


Buzzards on a plane

Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.

"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.

"No. That's my carrion."

Why did the eagle spare the mouse's life?

He couldn't be buzzard to hunt it.

A buzzad walks on to a plane

A buzzard walks on to a plane with a kill in each claw. The stewardess stops him.
"One carrion per person."

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....

yeah total dad joke, i know.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buzzard hawk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buzzard eagle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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