The Best 7 Buzza Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buzza jokes. There are some buzza egret jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buzza grandmother puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buzza Jokes and Puns

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do buzzards in Kansas eat?

Carrion, my wayward son.

A buzzard gets on a plane with a rotting rabbit carcass.

The flight attendant says "You can't bring that dead animal on the plane."

The buzzard replies "It's OK. That just my carrion."

A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight.

The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."

Buzzards on a plane

Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.

"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.

"No. That's my carrion."


A buzzad walks on to a plane

A buzzard walks on to a plane with a kill in each claw. The stewardess stops him.
"One carrion per person."

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....

yeah total dad joke, i know.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buzza vulture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buzza grandma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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