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You've got a friend in me
He said I come in peas.
You got a friend in me.
They both can fly.
What?
You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.
Now buzz off.
"You've got a friend in me!"
They both go to infinity and beyond!
He was charged with battery.
Buzz Lightyear.
By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in teas
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"Dude, that's a stupid catchphrase"
"What can I say, I'm Buzz Lightyear"
But Woody?
Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.
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