The Best 14 Buzz Lightyear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buzz Lightyear jokes. There are some buzz lightyear sun surface jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Buzz Lightyear Jokes and Puns

What did Jesse say to Woody when they were having a threesome with Buzz Lightyear?

You've got a friend in me

I caught Buzz Lightyear masturbating in my freezer.

He said I come in peas.

What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

You got a friend in me.

What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common?

They both can fly.


You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.

Now buzz off.

What did Bo Peep say to Woody when he caught her with Buzz Lightyear?

"You've got a friend in me!"

What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common?

They both go to infinity and beyond!

Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested?

He was charged with battery.

What do you call it when you drink Budweiser for 12 months straight?

Buzz Lightyear.


By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

What does Buzz Lightyear saybafter wanking into your hot drink?

I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in teas

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"To 9,460,730,472,580,800 metres, and beyond!"

"Dude, that's a stupid catchphrase"

"What can I say, I'm Buzz Lightyear"

Yes, Buzz Lightyear could kill all the other toys

But Woody?

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond.

Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.

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