Buzz Jokes

• Short Buzz Jokes
• Buzz One Liners
• Buzz Lightyear Jokes
• Buzz Aldrin Jokes
• Buzz Cut Jokes
• Buzz Killington Jokes
• More Buzz Jokes

Funniest Buzz Short Jokes

Short buzz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buzz humour may include short boom jokes also.

1. So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
   Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
2. I missed the Vice Presidential debate... Can someone please tell me what all the buzz is about?
3. Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon... Neil before me
4. I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.
5. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. "Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy" she replied.
   So I bought her a pet mosquito.
6. If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.
7. How to bees get to school? The school buzz. Compliments of my 8yr old. Not sure if it's been posted before but this was her first and I just loved it.
8. Man on the moon Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
9. People have often said that bees making honey sounds cool... ...but honestly, I never understood what all the buzz was about.
10. Why did the coke addict take to bee keeping to get sober? Finally found something that would give him a buzz

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Buzz One Liners

Which buzz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buzz? I can suggest the ones about bomb and bung.

1. I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
2. Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil.
3. I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon. Neil before me!
4. Why did the bee wear a helmet on the first day of spring? To protect its buzz-y head!
5. What do you do when there's a bee at your door? You buzz it in.
6. What did the bee go to the barber shop for? To get a buzz cut.
7. A fly is buzzing around a cop, why doesn't he kill it? That's what the swat team is for!
8. How do bees get into their hive? They get buzzed in!
9. What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz.....
10. What do barkeepers and beekeepers have in common? That constant buzz around them.
11. How do bees let guests into their apartment building? They *buzz* them in
12. How do bees go to school? They take the buzz
13. Where do bees catch their bus? At the buzz stop. Haha
14. Why did the bee order a cup of coffee? For a quick buzz
15. Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves The Appropriated Press

Buzz Lightyear Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz lightyear jokes and even better buzz lightyear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common? They both can fly.
  What?
  You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.
  Now buzz off.
• What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common? They both go to infinity and beyond!
• Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested? He was charged with battery.
• Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
• What do you call it when you drink Budweiser for 12 months straight? Buzz Lightyear.
• Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond. Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.
• What happens when Buzz Lightyear dies in Toy Story 4? ...it's a total Buzz Kill
• what was Buzz lightyear called when he was old? Buzz heavy-year
• If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
• What is Buzz Lightyear's favourite part of the English grammar? To-infinitive!

Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz aldrin jokes and even better buzz aldrin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong are telling bad moon jokes at a party, and nobody is laughing. Buzz sighs, "I guess you had to be there"
• America cheated going to the moon Did you know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin cheated going to the moon?
  They took a buzz cut.
• Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
• Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was moon, so you could say that Buzz Aldrin's dad was the first man on moon
• Who are your favorite actors of all time? Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
• If Buzz Aldrin came out as gay.. ...would that make him an arsestronaut?
• What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize.

Buzz Cut Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz cut jokes and even better buzz cut puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I recently went back home to visit my parents, my Mom even gave me a buzz cut It feels good to get back to my roots.
• I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut.
• In what style does the man on the moon cut his hair? Buzz cut.

Buzz Killington Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz killington jokes and even better buzz killington puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Buzz Killington Do you know why W.S Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?
  Because he was a quartered on the portside!

Cheeky Buzz Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about buzz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buzz pranks.