Buzz Jokes

146 buzz jokes and hilarious buzz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buzz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is about jokes that feature buzz words such as Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Cut, Buzz Killington, Boobees, Beehive, and Rumor. Get a laugh from some of the funniest and silliest puns, riddles, and jokes about Buzz words.

Funniest Buzz Short Jokes

Short buzz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buzz humour may include short boom jokes also.

  1. So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
    Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
  2. I missed the Vice Presidential debate... Can someone please tell me what all the buzz is about?
  3. Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon... Neil before me
  4. I met a Nuclear Engineer the other day. He had a bunch of Electronic Engineers buzzing around him.
  5. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. "Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy" she replied.
    So I bought her a pet mosquito.
  6. If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed.
  7. How to bees get to school? The school buzz. Compliments of my 8yr old. Not sure if it's been posted before but this was her first and I just loved it.
  8. Man on the moon Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
  9. People have often said that bees making honey sounds cool... ...but honestly, I never understood what all the buzz was about.
  10. Why did the coke addict take to bee keeping to get sober? Finally found something that would give him a buzz

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Buzz One Liners

Which buzz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buzz? I can suggest the ones about bomb and bung.

  1. I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
  2. Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil.
  3. I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon. Neil before me!
  4. Why did the bee wear a helmet on the first day of spring? To protect its buzz-y head!
  5. What do you do when there's a bee at your door? You buzz it in.
  6. What did the bee go to the barber shop for? To get a buzz cut.
  7. A fly is buzzing around a cop, why doesn't he kill it? That's what the swat team is for!
  8. How do bees get into their hive? They get buzzed in!
  9. What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz.....
  10. What do barkeepers and beekeepers have in common? That constant buzz around them.
  11. How do bees let guests into their apartment building? They *buzz* them in
  12. How do bees go to school? They take the buzz
  13. Where do bees catch their bus? At the buzz stop. Haha
  14. Why did the bee order a cup of coffee? For a quick buzz
  15. Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves The Appropriated Press

Buzz Lightyear Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz lightyear jokes and even better buzz lightyear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common? They both can fly.
    You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.
    Now buzz off.
  • What do Buzz Lightyear and an asymptote have in common? They both go to infinity and beyond!
  • Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested? He was charged with battery.
  • Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
  • What do you call it when you drink Budweiser for 12 months straight? Buzz Lightyear.
  • Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond. Me: I was Buzz Lightyear for Halloween.
  • What happens when Buzz Lightyear dies in Toy Story 4?'s a total Buzz Kill
  • what was Buzz lightyear called when he was old? Buzz heavy-year
  • If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
  • What is Buzz Lightyear's favourite part of the English grammar? To-infinitive!

Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz aldrin jokes and even better buzz aldrin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong are telling bad moon jokes at a party, and nobody is laughing. Buzz sighs, "I guess you had to be there"
  • America cheated going to the moon Did you know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin cheated going to the moon?
    They took a buzz cut.
  • Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
  • Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was moon, so you could say that Buzz Aldrin's dad was the first man on moon
  • Who are your favorite actors of all time? Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
  • If Buzz Aldrin came out as gay.. ...would that make him an arsestronaut?
  • What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize.
Buzz joke, What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Buzz Cut Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz cut jokes and even better buzz cut puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I recently went back home to visit my parents, my Mom even gave me a buzz cut It feels good to get back to my roots.
  • I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut.
  • In what style does the man on the moon cut his hair? Buzz cut.

Buzz Killington Jokes

Here is a list of funny buzz killington jokes and even better buzz killington puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Buzz Killington Do you know why W.S Gilbert was frequently drunk on his transatlantic crossings?
    Because he was a quartered on the portside!
Buzz joke, Buzz Killington

Cheeky Buzz Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about buzz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buzz pranks.

How many BuzzFeed workers does it take to turn on an electric chair?

Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies...

who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane h**... and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you f**... yet?" "No....."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"

Man runs over a cat

Yesterday the lady next door received a buzz from the front door. When she opened the door there was a man there.
With a saddened look the man says "Lady, I'm terribly sorry, I just ran over your cat."
Without hesitation the man tells the lady that he would like to replace the cat.
The lady looks up at the man and replies "Thats all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket.

He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly continues to buzz around the cows head. Suddenly the fly goes straight in to the cows ear. The farmer doesn't think much of it, just continues milking, when suddenly it shoots out into the bucket. The farmer, freaked out, exclaimed "it went in one ear and out the udder!"

Talented Octopus

A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. "I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it". Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. "Ay, you can't play er, can ye" The Scotsman says with a thick accent. The octopus responds "Play her? I'm going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off"

What do buzzards in Kansas eat?

Carrion, my wayward son.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?


I wonder if Buzz and w**... had ever met Andy's mom's toys.

They probably have the same names

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

I was drinking my favorite liquor the other night...

...while sitting in front of my fireplace. I was feeling a pretty good buzz when all of a sudden I began to hallucinate, and out from the top of the fireplace sprung the disembodied head of Jane Fonda! Normally I would find this odd, but you know what they say:
Absinthe makes the hearth grow Fonda.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301.
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow?

" coming empty handed?"

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on.....
yeah total dad joke, i know.

Toy Story got it all wrong.

You're supposed to get a buzz BEFORE you get a w**....

A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight.

The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."

rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys

Coincidentally, they are also called w**... and Buzz

What did Jesse say to w**... when they were having a t**... with Buzz Lightyear?

You've got a friend in me

Did you hear w**... stabbed his best friend?

What a Buzz kill

The Drone Racing League might be one of the most talked about new sports...

At least, it's generating a lot of buzz...

What did w**... say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did w**... and buzz say to your mom?

"Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Buzzfeed in 10 years...

"Celebrity Deaths of 2016"
\#4,562 will shock you!

After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz.

Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a w**....

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone.

Number 3 will shock you.

Buzzfeeds top 10 list of t**... methods

Number 7 will shock you

Buzzfeed Top 10 least conductive items!

Number 6 won't shock you

How do young bees get to school?

Why, the school buzz, of course!

A BuzzFeed writer walks into a bar...

95% of americans were shocked to find out what happened next.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.

w**... caught Buzz and Bo Peep having toy s**...

w**...: "What's the meaning of this???!!"
Bo Peep: "You got a friend in me..."

Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements

You'll never believe Watt's number 6


Friend: "Would you ever work for buzzfeed?"
Me: "No, sorry I don't support cancer"

Toy Story 4 Will Be About Sids Moms Toys

Giving a whole new meaning to Buzz and w**...

Buzzfeed employee is diagnosed with stage 2 brain cancer

Doctor: Number 4 will blow your mind.

What happens when a Buzzfeed writer becomes an electrician with no experience?

What comes next will shock you

A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar...

You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!

Three buzzfeed writers walk into a bar

You won't believe what happens next!

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd...

Because it's definitely a Cancer

The mom from ToyStory has her own set of Toys.

Their names are also w**... and Buzz.

What's it called when someone kills a bee?

A buzz kill.

What do you call it when someone murders a bee that's having a good time?

A buzz kill.

What did Bo Peep say when w**... walked in on her and Buzz cheating?

You've got a friend in me

A buzzfeed journalist whispers something to Mike Pence at a press conference

...what happens next will shock you.

I hate when people ride one accomplishment for their whole life and brag about it all the time

Like seriously, I don't care if you went to the freaking Moon. Do something else with your life Buzz

What did Bo Peep say to w**... when he caught her with Buzz Lightyear?

"You've got a friend in me!"

Looking at the Father's day deals, my gf asked why there was never much buzz about Mother's day in the US.

Maybe the most hyped days exist to remember the ones who left.

Buzzfeed: "Top 20 reasons why you SHOULDN'T have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS"

"Number 11 will shock you!"

Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on

Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called w**... and Buzz too.

What would Jessie tell w**... while having a t**... with buzz?

You've got a friend in me!

What did Buzz say to w**...?

A lot, I mean there were three movies and a couple short films in that franchise.

Why did people start brewing mead?

To get a little buzz

You say I have a drinking problem...

But I won't let you ruin my Tuesday morning buzz.

The synopsis for Toy Story 4 has leaked.

This time it focuses on Andy's mother's toys, also named Buzz and w**....

Buzzards on a plane

Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.
"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.
"No. That's my carrion."

I caught Buzz Lightyear m**... in my freezer.

He said I come in peas.

Ironically, w**... and Buzz ...

were also the names of Andy's Mum's toys.

Why does a mosquito buzz in your ears?

It doesn't. It buzzes everywhere, only you can hear it from your ears.

How many Buzzfeed workers does it take to form a firing squad?

10. But number 5 will blow your mind!

Toy Story 4 introduces s**... toys...

Incidentally enough, they're also named w**... and Buzz.

What beer do the cast of Toy Story drink?

Buzz Light.

What Do You Get When You Insert w**... And Buzz Into Any Opening In Your Body?

"You've Got A Friend In Me"

Buzz joke, What Do You Get When You Insert w**... And Buzz Into Any Opening In Your Body?

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