Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Funniest Buzz Aldrin Short Jokes

Short buzz aldrin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buzz aldrin humour may include short alley jokes also.

1. Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon... Neil before me
2. Man on the moon Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
3. Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong are telling bad moon jokes at a party, and nobody is laughing. Buzz sighs, "I guess you had to be there"
4. America cheated going to the moon Did you know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin cheated going to the moon?
   They took a buzz cut.
5. Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
6. Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was moon, so you could say that Buzz Aldrin's dad was the first man on moon
7. What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize.

Share These Buzz Aldrin Jokes With Friends

Buzz Aldrin One Liners

Which buzz aldrin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buzz aldrin? I can suggest the ones about albert einstein and alan turing.

1. I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
2. Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil.
3. I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon. Neil before me!
4. Who are your favorite actors of all time? Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
5. If Buzz Aldrin came out as gay.. ...would that make him an arsestronaut?

Uproarious Buzz Aldrin Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about buzz aldrin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buzz jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buzz aldrin pranks.