The Best 10 Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buzz Aldrin jokes. There are some buzz aldrin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buzz aldrin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buzz Aldrin Jokes and Puns

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon...

Neil before me

Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon.

Neil before him. Neil.

I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me!

Man on the moon

Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'


Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.

Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson

America cheated going to the moon

Did you know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin cheated going to the moon?

They took a buzz cut.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was moon, so you could say that

Buzz Aldrin's dad was the first man on moon

Who are your favorite actors of all time?

Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buzz aldrin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buzz aldrin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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