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I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon.
Neil before me.
Buzz Aldrin is a man who demands respect. I saw him speak a while ago and he said I'm the second guy to walk on the moon...
Neil before me
Man on the moon
Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'
Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.
Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson
America cheated going to the moon
Did you know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin cheated going to the moon?
They took a buzz cut.
Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was moon, so you could say that
Buzz Aldrin's dad was the first man on moon
Who are your favorite actors of all time?
Mine are Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
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If Buzz Aldrin came out as gay..
...would that make him an arsestronaut?
What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?
*Apollo*gize.
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