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Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.
"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."
"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"
And the man behind the desk said, "Eurostar?"
So I replied, "Well I've been on TV, but I'm no Johnny Depp!"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
Because you spend more but, at least you don't get a virus
...I went to the front to pay and swiped my card and everything. The cashier then says, "Do you want a bag with that?"
I reply with, "No, she's not THAT ugly."
So I tried one on in the shop and it fit me great, but after checking how I looked in the mirror I decided against it.
I just couldn't *really* see myself wearing it.
All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.
You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it.
"No it isn't! I can stop whenever I want!"
Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?
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Dang baby goats just eat everything!
It may look good on the outside, but you have no idea whose been in it or what they've done to it.
I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!
Now I have reservations.
I think he's a Cat-a-holic.
Is getting ridiculious. I had to buy some stockings for the girlfriend and they asked for my head size.
Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned.
You've gotta sleep on it.
My old ones expire.
Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.
Not a political statement, I just don't have any money.
I was buying condoms at the store and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. "No" I said, "She's not that ugly."
I was going over to my girlfriends so I stopped at the drug store to get condoms. I get to the counter and the cashier asks if I need a bag and I responded with nah don't worry about it she isn't that ugly.
When I was looking at the Middle East, I noticed that the countries were improperly named. I thought, maybe its a cheap copy of the brand and not actually from that brand?
So I went up to the shopkeeper, pointed at the improperly named countries in the middle east, and said "Is this fake?"
The shopkeeper replied by saying "No, no, Israel."
The price is really going up due to inflation...
Fast and discreet.
I really struggle to buy a lighters online, everytime I do it just gives me lots of matches.
but the morgue was closed.
I always just end up throwing them away anyways
I said, "Nah, he isn't *that* ugly."
There's this guy who goes and buys a loaf of bread right? And at the shop the employee asks the guy if he wants a bag or not.
The guy thinks a little while...and then says yes please, baguette.
Shopaholic.
I figured I'd sleep on it.
It was a sound investment.
you're really buying a bag full of Finns.
I always say "No just keep it in the carton."
I like to see who's awake at Target. :)
BF: Do I complain when you purchase bras?
Especially when they are in mint condition
And that's vinyl.
I red it already.
Call me paranoid but I think he might be a cereal killer.
Always upgrade the tail pipe to a Fleshlight so when you hookup your hose, you only die a little.
The cashier gave us a funny look. My wife says, We just wanna be safe when we pork.
Try returning them. I haven't been laid in forever :(
But she does wash my car and the driveway gets a little icy in the winter.
They did not Post Malone.
Me: what would you recommend?
Deli person: *describing cheeses*
Mozzarella is smooth and melts well.
Me: sounds good .
Deli person: cheddar is good for sandwiches if you're looking for a sharp tang.
Me: awesome, noted.
Deli person: Pepper Jack is like Monterey Jack cheese but has delicious pepper chunks in it.
Me: weird flecks, but ok!
Think I'd pull em off
That sail has shipped.
A bad habit.
Are these knickers satin?"
"No she said, They're brand new...
On one hand, they already have everything. On the other, they'll always cherish your present.
It isn't working.
i think about my ex and remember i don't know how to pick winners.
That way, you're guaranteed to make a killing.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Whose bike is out front with a 'for sale' sign on it?" the guy asks the bartender. "It's mine," the bartender says. "Are you interested?" "What's the lowest you'll go on it?" the guy asks. "About 2 mph," the bartender replies. "Anything lower and you'll probably fall over."
give me more bedroom?
Tennis too many.
The stock market is terrible
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