The Best 12 Buyer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buyer jokes. There are some buyer seller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buyer buy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buyer Jokes and Puns

In honour of my first cake day, here's a few of my favourite riddles. Feel free to try them on your friends.

Q: What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?

A: A hole

Q: What two words have thousands of letters in them?

A: Post office

Q: The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

A: A coffin

Q: What travels all over the world, but stays in the corner?

A: A stamp

Q: What runs all around a field, but doesn't move?

A: A fence

Q: What starts with E, ends with e and only has one letter in it?

A: Envelope

A doctor is selling his victims on the dark web. He shows up to the location and no one is there. The doctor waits for hours. When the buyer shows up...

They say "Thank you for your patients"

A man walks into a shop...

He sees three brains sitting on the table a regular brain, a republican brain and a liberal brain.

Buyer: how much is each brain?

The seller: the regular brain is 200 dollars the republican brain is 300 dollars

But this here the liberal brain is 15,000 dollars.

Buyer: Oh Lord why is the liberal brain so expensive?

Seller: well it's never been used before!

Buyer joke, A man walks into a shop...

A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale...

A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale, and the buyer is looking at them.

"Well, this one is a fine 1951 Hudson Hornet," says the car salesman.

The buyer gasps, "A Hudson HORNET? Well, I wouldn't want to see a Hudson Wasp!"

The salesman brushes it off and shows him the next car, "this is a Porsche Spyder."

Again, the buyer is aghast, "what is with car companies naming them after insects?! What's next, a Volkswagen Beetle?!"

A man sells a dog.

The buyer asks, Is he healthy?

My dog is very healthy, the seller answers.

Is he smart?

My dog is very smart.

Is he loyal?

Yes, my dog is extremely loyal! I'm selling him for the fifth time already.


What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

An ambulance was called to a local restaurant this afternoon.

When the paramedics walked in, the saw two men on the floor having seizures. The paramedics split up, each going to one of the men. Suddenly, both men stopped their convulsing. The paramedics asked if they were all right.

"Oh, we're fine. We both have epilepsy, but we don't let it interfere with our work. This always happens when we finalize a job."

"What do you mean."

"I'm a salesman for my company, he's the buyer for his. We just completed the deal, so we had to shake on it..."

Buyer joke, An ambulance was called to a local restaurant this afternoon.

a man goes to buy a house...

He takes one look at it during the open house and decides he doesn't want it. He takes a second look from the back yard and buys it immediately. He was a perspective buyer.

So I heard that Gamestop is looking for a Buyer

I'm readying an offer of $3.25 in Store Credit and a subscription to Game Informer.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What Did the Extremist 7/11 Cashier Say to the Underage Wine Buyer?

Death to all the Zinfandels!

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We suggest to use only working buyer auction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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