Buttugly Jokes

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The Best Buttugly Puns

A butt-ugly man travelled abroad. He took a picture with a baboon and sent it to his mother. The caption read:

I'm the one on the right.

I think I might be butt-ugly...

Today, my proctologist stuck their finger in my mouth.

A single man is in the checkout line at a grocery store...

...and the cashier watches as he places each item on the belt: 1 frozen pizza, 5 TV dinners, 1 bar of soap, and 1 six-pack of Budweiser.

As she takes his money, the cashier looks at the man and says "you must be single, right?"

The man is taken aback. "You can tell that from what I'm buying?" he asks.

The cashier replies, "no, you're just butt-ugly."

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