The Best 12 Button Shirt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Button Shirt jokes. There are some button shirt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these button shirt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Button Shirt Jokes and Puns

On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, What are all these buttons for?

He said, Those are to keep your shirt closed.

Today just wasn't my day.

I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. Finally leave the house for work and the doorknob comes loose and just breaks off.

I'm afraid to go to the bathroom..

On my first day of taking flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, Wow! What are all these buttons for?

He said, Those are used to keep your shirt closed.

Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts. That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer:

\-Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?

Not saying we were poor, but many a time, my mother would send me next door with a button...

...and ask our neighbor if she would sew a shirt on it.


a misunderstanding

teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence?
little johnny: my sister has ten buttons on her shirt but she can only fasten eight

Little Johnny was participating in a class activity.

The teacher went around asking her students to use random words she gave them in a sentence.
Johnny was asked to use the word facinate in a sentence.
He scratched his head and wondered for a minute then said, "my mom bought me a shirt with 10 buttons but I could only facinate."

bad day today

I put on my shirt, a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!!

Credit Rodney Dangerfield

Husband and wife went for a job interview.

In the evening...
Wife: How was your interview today?
Husband: I was rejected!

Wife: Why?
Husband: Because the first button of my shirt was open.

Wife: Strange! I have been selected for the same reason.

A plane hits a flock of ducks and begins to fall out the sky.

The people on the plane start screaming in horror in their final moments. This one beautiful wan suddenly stands up, tears open her shirt and says "I can die like this. Who's man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time."

A man stands up a few rows back. Pops his button up shirt off and holds it out for the woman. "Here. Iron this"

It's been a rough morning.

Picked up my coffee, handle came off. Put on a shirt, button came off. Grabbed my tool box, handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

You can explore button shirt reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean button shirt dad jokes. There are also button shirt puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.



After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the button shirt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working button shirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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