Button Jokes

Funniest Button Short Jokes

Short button jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The button humour may include short menu jokes also.

1. A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
2. A man downloaded a calculator app, but needed to pay extra to unlock the plus button He had to pay in order to use additional features
3. The iPhone X removes the home button. Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.
4. Some girl texted me the space button on her phone is broke She texted "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbrokencanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" Can someone please tell me what ternative means.
5. What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button.
6. Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
7. Why did the bartender refuse to serve the accordionist? He had one too many buttons already.
8. Why did the accordion player get a divorce? His wife said he was always pushing her buttons.
9. Why did the accordion player get a promotion at work? He knew how to push all the right buttons.
10. Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command? It goes without saying.

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Button One Liners

Which button one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with button? I can suggest the ones about click and panel.

1. simulation of monkey pressing button simulation complete
2. What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn o into an O .
3. What is green but turns red when you push the button A frog in a blender
4. I love pressing the F5 button It's so refreshing
5. What do you call a Kia with push button start? Nokia
6. What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"
7. I saw a sign that said disabled toilet No one will help me find the button to enable it.
8. What's in the middle of a jelly fish? His jelly button
9. Just got offered a new TV with a broken volume button for £5. I couldn't turn it down.
10. Why did the blonde burn to death? She couldn't find the snooze button on the smoke alarm.
11. Why is the blondes belly button bruised? Her BF is blonde too
12. Why can't bears watch tv? B/c they're always hitting the paws button
13. V V
    Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
14. I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work...
15. I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work

Belly Button Jokes

Here is a list of funny belly button jokes and even better belly button puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button?
  Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)
• A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.
• You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well.
• I just read this strange new book about a dark blue star exploding out of a sailor's belly button It's a novel naval navel navy nova novel
• ‪@Men‬..bet your female friend... ‪..that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
  You can thank me later.
• What type of belly button does a car have? An Audi.
• Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too.
• Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too.
• Why did the blond have a sore belly button? His boyfriend was blond, too.
• "Do you come here often", she asked... "No, usually in my belly button", I replied.

Button Elevators Jokes

Here is a list of funny button elevators jokes and even better button elevators puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the accordion teacher get a job as an elevator operator? He knew how to push all the right buttons.
• Don't feel bad about pressing the close door button when you see someone running for the elevator. If they have that much energy, they should take the stairs.
• What's the definition of a Russian elevator? A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down.
• How do they call elevator in China? Well,on a button like everywhere else in the world
• If a building has 12 floors and each one is named after a month, how do you call the elevator? By pressing the button
• A man and woman get on an elevator. He pushes a button and says, I'm on the second floor—where are you going? She replies, to two too.
• How do asians call an elevator? By pressing the button like everybody else.
• Some people press the button in the elevator with their thumb and others press it with their index finger. Why? To get to the right floor.
• Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.
• Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...

Shirts Button Jokes

Here is a list of funny shirts button jokes and even better shirts button puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Not saying we were poor, but many a time, my mother would send me next door with a button... ...and ask our neighbor if she would sew a shirt on it.
• bad day today I put on my shirt, a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!!
  Credit Rodney Dangerfield
• It's been a rough morning. Picked up my coffee, handle came off. Put on a shirt, button came off. Grabbed my tool box, handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!
• On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, What are all these b**... for? He said, Those are to keep your shirt closed.
• On my first day of taking flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, Wow! What are all these b**... for? He said, Those are used to keep your shirt closed.
• a misunderstanding teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence?
  little johnny: my sister has ten b**... on her shirt but she can only fasten eight

Benjamin Button Jokes

Here is a list of funny benjamin button jokes and even better benjamin button puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Republican primary race should be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on.
• I can watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button over and over. Never gets old.
• My favorite Hollywood movie of the recent past is The Curious Case of Benjamin Button . Never gets old.
• This woman said that I reminded her of Brad Pitt. I was flattered, until she mentioned it was when he played Benjamin Button.
• A woman said to me, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?" I said, "No, nobody."
  She said, "They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
• I saw the Curious Case of Benjamin Button again last night.... Never gets old :/
• Every night, my roommate gets high and watches the Benjamin Button movie in reverse. I finally said, This is getting old really fast.
• What does Benjamin Button wants to do when he grow up? Be a child actor.
• Benjamin Button served his time for p**... But they still won't let him within 2000 feet of a bingo parlor.
• They Say That m**... Makes You Younger... Hi, My Name Is Benjamin Button

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What funny jokes about button you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make button pranks.