The Best 13 Buttload Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buttload smuggler puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buttload Jokes and Puns

How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison?

a buttload.

How much sperm does a gay man have?

A buttload.

How much sperm does a gay guy have?

A butt-load.

Buttload joke, How much sperm does a gay guy have?

How much sperm do gay guys have?

A buttload

They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples.

You can get it by the buttload.


There is a scientific unit called a butt-load

But they don't use it for shit

How much money does a gay pornstar earn?

A buttload

Buttload joke, How much money does a gay pornstar earn?

How much money do gay bars make?

A buttload.

*nsfw* How do you measure gay seamen? *nsfw*

By the buttload

How much HIV is in a typical transmission?

A buttload.

You've got a buttload of good things coming your way...

...and I'm behind you one hundred percent.

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did you hear about the canadian who stole gold?

It was a buttload, too!

How many suppositories come in a pack?

A buttload.

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