The Best 17 Butthurt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Butthurt jokes. There are some butthurt diffrence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these butthurt buttload puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Butthurt Jokes and Puns

I tried looking up another word for butthurt

But I can't find my thesoreass.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Republican?

The Republican gets butthurt when OTHER people receive sodomy

A Democrat, a Republican and a guy with hemmerhoids walk into a bar...

They're all butthurt.

Butthurt joke, A Democrat, a Republican and a guy with hemmerhoids walk into a bar...

What do Evangelical Christians and homosexual men have in common?

They're both butthurt over same-sex marriage legalization.

Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn't realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

What's the term for a person who prepares or purchases more food than they can eat, and can't stop themselves?


My friend was making fun of me for having hemorrhoids...

I'm really butthurt about it.

Butthurt joke, My friend was making fun of me for having hemorrhoids...

I fractured my tailbone this morning.

I guess you could say I was pretty butthurt.

I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

I haven't seen liberals this butthurt since they legalized gay marriage.


White people are always butthurt about MLK day and black history month.

They always say, "It'd be racist of we had a holiday." They don't understand we do.... Fathers Day.

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What do you call a butthurt white guy?

A salty cracker.

Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult?

Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do...

How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?

What did the executioner say after hanging a homosexual with a rope that was a little longer than usual?

That is one low-hanging fruit..

Just in case anyone gets butthurt: I have nothing against homosexuals, it's a joke, chill.

My friend has been feeling butt-hurt lately

Should've listened when I told him to not go to church everyday for a whole week.

Butthurt joke, My friend has been feeling butt-hurt lately

What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the butthurt prolapse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working butthurt angry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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