The Best 5 Buttholes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buttholes jokes. There are some buttholes olfactory jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buttholes asses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buttholes Jokes and Puns

Why do people bleach their buttholes?

They want to change their ring tone

Three buttholes walk into a bar

They sit on bar-stools while their ladies enjoy a beer.

The first one says I'm so loose that I can hold in a fist easily

The second one giggles and says I'm so loose I can hold in two fists, no problem

The third one laughs.... and the bar-stool disappears

Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy,

But they'll show you their buttholes for $5

What's do 9v batteries and buttholes have in common?

You aren't supposed to lick them, but you do anyway.

Did you ever realize

That we live in a world where people lick other people's buttholes, and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buttholes disposable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buttholes dora piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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