The Best 6 Buttery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buttery jokes. There are some buttery crispy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buttery gelatin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buttery Jokes and Puns

Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn?

It was guilty of all salt and buttery.

Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese.

Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery.

What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company?

Assault and Buttery

At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine.

Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.

What's the difference between buttered bread and bread with margarine?

One's a buttery trail while the other one's utter betrayal.


A cop saw me hit my boyfriend with a box of popcorn

I got charged with Assault and Buttery

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buttery yummy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buttery gooey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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