Buttery Jokes

6 buttery jokes and hilarious buttery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buttery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article features a collection of hilarious buttery jokes that will have your teeth feeling bready, your sides crunching, and your popcorn laughing! Read this article to get your daily dose of laughter with these savory jokes!

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What is a good buttery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the police officer arrest the popcorn?

It was guilty of all salt and buttery.

Last night, a man assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese.

Not much to say really, I got whipped and he got charged with assault and buttery.

What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company?

Assault and Buttery

At the movies last night, saw somebody get into an altercation with the guy working the popcorn machine.

Dude ended up getting charged for a salt and buttery.

What's the difference between buttered bread and bread with margarine?

One's a buttery trail while the other one's utter betrayal.

A cop saw me hit my boyfriend with a box of popcorn

I got charged with Assault and Buttery

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