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Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
What would happen if Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth got into a smackdown?
It would be a sticky situation!
I love threesomes. I try to make sure to have one every Sunday.
Its me, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth!
Is Mrs. Butterworths White or Black?
Both, she's racially fluid.
How did Mrs Butterworth break into the bank?
Syurptitously
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