Butterscotch Jokes
3 butterscotch jokes and hilarious butterscotch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about butterscotch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Butterscotch Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good butterscotch joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Friend: "Do you like the taste of butterscotch?"
Me: "Neither"
So an unfortunate thing happened...
I accidentally dropped a whole bottle of "Off" bug spray into this big beautiful bowl of butterscotch pudding I had slaved over all day.
It was Off-pudding.
My dog's name is Butter
Butter, short for Butterscotch. Anyhow, one night, around 10pm, I went to the back porch to put Butter in her pen, and she was waiting for me. I pick her up and start to make the 15 yard walk to her pen, and this dog turns around and bites me. Now, I did what any other person would do, I dropped the dog. As she's running off into the woods, I realize, 'Hey, that's not my dog.'
So I'm standing in the middle of my back yard, in the dark, saying "I can't believe it's not Butter!"
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