Butterfly Jokes
78 butterfly jokes and hilarious butterfly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about butterfly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of butterfly jokes for any occasion! These jokes are perfect for a birthday, showing your love for a social butterfly, being a dark butterfly, or simply having a good chuckle. Discover puns about frisbees, churns, and petals that will have you laughing!
Funniest Butterfly Short Jokes
Short butterfly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The butterfly humour may include short caterpillar jokes also.
- As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.
- As I looked into her eyes across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies... That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass!
- I found a butterfly without wings... So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.
- As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach... I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.
- What did the nervous spider say to the audience? "Forgive me guys, but I've got butterflies in my stomach."
- A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis... ...and says, "Oh my god, I'm turning into my mother!"
- Why did the butterfly throw a party on the spring equinox? It wanted to spread its wings and dance!
- I found a butterfly on the ground without wings, so I poured some redbull on it and BAM... ... it drowned
- Why did the little boy throw a stick of butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Again, thanks dad. - I got caught smuggling insects I was anxious. My heart began to race and I had butterflies in my stomach.
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Butterfly One Liners
Which butterfly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with butterfly? I can suggest the ones about flies and honeybee.
- What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.
- How do you catch a butterfly on the spring equinox? With a butterfly-net-ting smile!
- Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball.
- How does a caterpillar celebrate the spring equinox? By going out for a butterfly!
- Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?
- I've got butterflies in my stomach... That's the last time I eat a cocoon.
- ABCD... EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!
- Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly? Nyet
- Does butter sink or float? Neither, Butterflies
- If bed bugs live in beds... then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?
- Why are spiders always so nervous? They've got butterflies in their stomach.
- Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly
- If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!
- What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar.
- What do you call a moth in a supermarket? I can't believe it's not butterfly.
Butterfly Love Jokes
Here is a list of funny butterfly love jokes and even better butterfly love puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When butterflies are in love
- The British love their monarch... but we Americans don't care that much about butterflies.
- What type of Fly loves bread? A Butterfly.
- I believe the victim was in love with his killer, said the coroner He had butterflies in his stomach.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Butterfly Jokes
What funny jokes about butterfly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fly insect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make butterfly pranks.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
I saw a butterfly earlier
With a tattoo of a s**... on it's wing.
Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?
... he s**...-a-pillar.
A dad sees his son swatting a honeybee...
He says, "For that, no honey for a month. The next day, he sees his son killing a butterfly. He says, "For that no butter for a month." The next day, he sees his wife kill a cockroach. The son says, "Dad you want to tell her or should I?"
Butterfly
I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned
A boy and his father are playing catch
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)
Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
Romantic men
3 men talk about their wives. The first one says: "My wife is like a butterfly, so delicate and pretty". The second one: "Mine is like a baby deer, beautiful and gracious". After a moment of silence the third one goes: "Now that I think about it mine doesn't look much human either".
A boy works up the courage to ask the girl he likes on a date
The girl, liking him back, agrees to go on the date.
The boy tells her "Before we go on our date, there's something I have to tell you about myself. I only eat insects."
The girl finds this to be very strange but accepts it because she likes him.
They go out to dinner and the girl orders a steak while the boy eats an arrangement of insects he brought from home.
In the parking lot after dinner the two lock eyes, lean in, and slowly kiss each other. After the kiss the girls eyes are lit up with magic and she asks the boy how their first kiss felt.
The boy replies "I've got butterflies in my stomach."
When I said I wanted an origami book...
I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.
When I killed a...
When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.
When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.
Well mom just killed a cockroach,
should I tell her for you?
While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?
n**... Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly........
At Family Dinner:
Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you told me, "no butter for a week?"
Dad: yeah...
Son: and when sis killed that honeybee and you said, "no honey for a week?"
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?
Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night.
I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.
A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"
Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"
A fly just fell into my butter
Now it's a butterfly
*My six year old just dropped this on me
I spent three days in the jungle with nothing to eat apart from raw caterpillars I remember the moment I walked back into civilization....
They were a few butterflies in my stomach I could tell you.
Little Johnny kills a butterfly
His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"
As I looked into her eyes...
Together we sipped wine and as I looked into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel butterflies in my stomach...
I knew then and there that I had roofied the wrong glass!
A man's daughter killed a butterfly in the garden so the father said "No butter for a month."
Then later that day, the daughter killed a cockroach. Then the father said "Nice try."
My wife said: 'Did you know butterflies only live for one day?'
I said: 'That's a myth.' She said: 'No, it's definitely a butterfly`
God was having a conversation with a caterpillar...
God: then you become a butterfly!
Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly!
God: yeah lol the "rest"
Caterpillar: how long
God: ...
Caterpillar: how long God
I just ate all the insects in our nature reserve, and my boss is about to find out...
I've got butterflies in my stomach.
A little boy killed a butterfly.
His dad looked at him disappointed and said,
"Son, because you killed that butterfly you won't get butter for a week."
A month later he killed a honeybee, his dad looked at him and said,
"Son, because you killed that honeybee you won't get honey for a week."
The boy looks at his father and says, "I also killed a cockroach."
The dad laughs at him and said, "Nice Try!"
A father and his son went outside for a walk.
The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : Your going to have to eat some butter now!
When they return back to their home, they find the kid's mother cooking in the kitchen. She accidentally steps on a cockroach. The son says to the father : I'll leave you guys to it then.
A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.
His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?
My son asked, Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!
I gently put my arm around him and replied, That's easy son…
Stop eating caterpillars!
They say when you're nervous, you get butterflies in your stomach.
This really bugged me, so I had a surgeon perform an insect-ion to see if this was true. The results were extremely alarving. What they found in my stomach will moth likely make you feel sqwormish.
Insects are apparently the superfood of the future. I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.
Gave me butterflies in my stomach.
What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?
One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy
You know what gives me butterflies no matter how many times I experience it?
Raising caterpillars
A herd of butterflies just laid eggs in front of my house! Obviously, I can't go out now...
The floor is larva
Dad! I accidentally stepped on this butterfly…
Well you know what that means son, no butter for you for a month. The boy was upset and went back into the house. The next day the boy was playing in the garden again.
Dad! I accidentally killed a honeybee. The father looks at his son.
Well no honey for you for a month. The boy was upset and went inside the house. A few hours later the boy went up to his dad.
Dad! Mom just killed a cockroach.
(Old but gold lol)
We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community...
We all know that there's a divide in the lepidopterist community, and that traditionally most of the glamour goes to the entomologists who study the butterflies, because they're so pretty and colorful, rather than the brown and grey moths. So for 364 days a year, the butterflyers get all the glory. But today is the day when we recognize the contributions of those devoted lepidopterists who chose a less glamorous, but no less important, path. Happy mothers day.
