The Best 46 Butterfly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Butterfly jokes. There are some butterfly longlegs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Butterfly Jokes and Puns

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

I saw a butterfly earlier

With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing.

Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?

... he shat-a-pillar.

Butterfly joke, Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones?

What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble?

He shaterpillar.

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly...

What would you do with such a big insect?


Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?

You butterfly!

Butterfly joke, While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?

Butterfly

I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned

A boy and his father are playing catch

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

I found a butterfly without wings...

So I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.

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Romantic men

3 men talk about their wives. The first one says: "My wife is like a butterfly, so delicate and pretty". The second one: "Mine is like a baby deer, beautiful and gracious". After a moment of silence the third one goes: "Now that I think about it mine doesn't look much human either".

When I said I wanted an origami book...

I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.

If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it?

A Butterfly!

When I killed a...

When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.

When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.

Well mom just killed a cockroach,
should I tell her for you?

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

Nothing.

Butterfly joke, What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?

nsfw Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly........

At Family Dinner:
Son: Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you told me, "no butter for a week?"
Dad: yeah...
Son: and when sis killed that honeybee and you said, "no honey for a week?"
Dad: yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son: Mom just killed a cockroach, should I break it to her?

Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?

To watch the butterfly


I stepped outside the other day and saw a butterfly wrapped in a cocoon.

This morning when I went out it had turned into a spider. Nature is amazing.

Remember when I killed that butterfly?

Son: remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?

Dad: ya?

Son: remember when I killed that honeybee and you said no honey for a week?

Dad: ya that was last month?

Son: mom just killed a cockroach, should I break the news to her?

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!"

Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

A fly just fell into my butter

Now it's a butterfly

*My six year old just dropped this on me

Why was the butterfly so moody?

It was that time of the moth

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis...

...and says, "Oh my god, I'm turning into my mother!"

What do you call Chris Pratt before he turns into a butterfly?

A Pratt-erpillar.

I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.

A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.

I threw butter through a window.

I wanted to see a butterfly.

Little Johnny kills a butterfly

His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"

ABCD...

EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

A man's daughter killed a butterfly in the garden so the father said "No butter for a month."

Then later that day, the daughter killed a cockroach. Then the father said "Nice try."

My wife said: 'Did you know butterflies only live for one day?'

I said: 'That's a myth.' She said: 'No, it's definitely a butterfly`

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London...

But it turned out to be an Urban Moth

God was having a conversation with a caterpillar...

God: then you become a butterfly!

Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly!

God: yeah lol the "rest"

Caterpillar: how long

God: ...

Caterpillar: how long God

What do you call it when an insect has a hardware fetish?

A butterfly nut.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?

I can't believe it's not butterfly.

How many A.D.D. Kids does it take toβ€”

Oooh look, a butterfly!

I went to a dance but the butterfly wasn't there.

It was a mothball.

What type of Fly loves bread?

A Butterfly.

Float like a butterfly,

Sting live in concert.

A little boy killed a butterfly.

His dad looked at him disappointed and said,
"Son, because you killed that butterfly you won't get butter for a week."

A month later he killed a honeybee, his dad looked at him and said,
"Son, because you killed that honeybee you won't get honey for a week."

The boy looks at his father and says, "I also killed a cockroach."

The dad laughs at him and said, "Nice Try!"

What do you call a butterfly with no wings?

A caterpillar

Why did the little boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?

To see a butterfly!

Again, thanks dad.

A father and his son went outside for a walk.

The son steps on a butterfly. The father jokes : Your going to have to eat some butter now!

When they return back to their home, they find the kid's mother cooking in the kitchen. She accidentally steps on a cockroach. The son says to the father : I'll leave you guys to it then.

A little boy kills a butterfly and his dad says, no butter for 2 weeks. He kills a honeybee and his dad says, no honey for two weeks.

His mother kills a cockroach. He looks at his dad and says, are you going to tell her or should I?

Need anything special to catch a Russian butterfly?

Nyet

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