The Best 7 Butterflies Moths Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Butterflies Moths jokes. There are some butterflies moths jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these butterflies moths puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Butterflies Moths Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?

One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

They say when you're nervous, you get butterflies in your stomach.

This really bugged me, so I had a surgeon perform an insect-ion to see if this was true. The results were extremely alarving. What they found in my stomach will moth likely make you feel sqwormish.

What do you call a moth in a supermarket?

I can't believe it's not butterfly.

Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London...

But it turned out to be an Urban Moth


Why was the butterfly so moody?

It was that time of the moth

So there was a dance and the butterfly couldn't come

It was a moth ball

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the butterflies moths jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working butterflies moths piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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