The Best 15 Buttered Toast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buttered Toast jokes. There are some buttered toast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buttered toast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buttered Toast Jokes and Puns

For me, having sex is a lot like spreading butter on toast.

It's possible with a credit card, but so much easier with a knife.

Persuading girl into having sex with you is like spreading the butter on a toast.

It is possible with credit card, but it makes more sense using a knife.

Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife

He said i was toast.

Joe was heading towards the end of a round of golf...

...when hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She yelled, I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.

As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF! she was gone!

After Joe recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Bill, where are you?

Bill yells back, I'm over here in the pussywillows.

Joe shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, BILL. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING !

A boy and his father are playing catch

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the
boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said,"one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for
stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast (no honey or butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her or
should I"?


This morning i sneezed all over my toast while eating it...

I can't believe it snot butter...

Just sneezed all over my toast

I can't believe it snot butter.

Peanut butter was driving his toast when suddenly...

..there was a jam

I used to work at a restaurant, but I wasn't a good cook. I could make some good toast though.

It was my bread and butter.

What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs?

It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.

Dont butter the WronG LoAF!

Why cant Mom toast have be with Son Toast?
....
Then they will be InBread
And would be in quite the jam
The father would get jelly
So just loaf your siblings out of it.

You can explore buttered toast reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean buttered toast dad jokes. There are also buttered toast puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I like my women like I like my toast

Hot, and consumable with butter

What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast?

Filipeanut Butter.

"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"

"Sure, why do you ask."

"I was going to offer you some toast."

"How kind of... I'll accept."

"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."

"You're right about that!"

"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"

If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buttered toast jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buttered toast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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