Butter Knife Jokes
26 butter knife jokes and hilarious butter knife puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about butter knife that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Butter Knife Short Jokes
Short butter knife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The butter knife humour may include short pocket knife jokes also.
- Spreading girls's legs is alot like spreading butter You can do it with a credit card, but it's much easier with a knife
- A man has an option to turn into any object in the universe, he chose a butter knife. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer...
- What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs?
It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife. - Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife.
- A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife
- Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife? He was just too dull.
- For me, having s**... is a lot like spreading butter on toast. It's possible with a credit card, but so much easier with a knife.
- Persuading girl into having s**... with you is like spreading the butter on a toast. It is possible with credit card, but it makes more sense using a knife.
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Butter Knife One Liners
Which butter knife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with butter knife? I can suggest the ones about sharp knife and fork and knife.
- For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife.
- Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast.
- Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it.
- Why did the butter break up with the knife? It kept getting left on bread.
- What is a butter knife's favorite song? I Wanna Be Serrated 🤘😁🤘
- Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
- In a restaurant I found a WW2 Swiss Army knife It was a very good butter knife
- What can cut through a hot knife with butter? Chuck Norris
Butter Knife Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about butter knife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean butter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make butter knife pranks.
This is a fork
"If this is a fork", said my 12-year-old holding up his four-tined dinner fork, "then this", holding up his butter knife, "is a wunk".
After I stopped laughing, I had to explain to my wife what would make a threek and a twok (or toque I guess because that's a real word?) using this same logic.
Restaurant Order
A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a p**... of very weak coffee, luke-warm."
"That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult to prepare."
The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"