The Best 46 Butte Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Butte Jokes and Puns

I saw a butterfly earlier

With a tattoo of a slag on it's wing.

I've got butterflies in my stomach...

That's the last time I eat a cocoon.

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

Butte joke, Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Using a butter knife on steak...

it just doesn't cut it.

Why do butter substitutes have such a hard time?

Because they're always being marginalized!


How are butter and a prostitute similar?

They both spread for bread

Why is butter dangerous?

It's mantequilla.

Butte joke, Why is butter dangerous?

Butterfly

I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned

Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe?

He was afraid they'd spread it around.

What did the butter say to the jam?

We're on a roll now!!!

the butter churner asked the milk "whats wrong..."

the milk responded "im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"

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Butter must be southern

Because it's usually inbred

I like my butter how I like my family

In bread.

Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction?

HE WAS ON A ROLL!

I'm like butter

I'm on a roll.

"Would you like to see my butterfly collection?"

"Uhh...fly collection please."

Butte joke, "Would you like to see my butterfly collection?"

Why was the butterfly so moody?

It was that time of the moth

A butterfly climbs out of its chrysalis...

...and says, "Oh my god, I'm turning into my mother!"

What do you mean you can't believe it's not butter?

Most things aren't butter


What did the butterfly say when he failed his eye exams?

"COMPOUND IT!"

Butterflies...

They aren't what they used to be..

What do you call a pretty rock?

A butte.

BUTTER

Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind I probably shouldn't be spreading it.

How do you see a butterfly outside your window?

You throw it out your window!

Did you here the one about butter?

Don't think I can tell you, you'd spread it.

How does a butter company measure its revenues?

net margarines

Why did the butter start running so quickly?

Because it was on a roll.

Why was the butter confused at the protesters marching down the street?

He didn't know what it was like to be marginalized.

You know what's better than butter?

When butterflies are in love

What is a butter knife's favorite song?

I Wanna Be Serrated 🤘😁🤘

My name must be butter, I'm on a roll!

How was the world's first Butterfinger invented?

Cheap toilet paper.

Butter?

I hardly know her!

I have butterflies in my stomach.

They were delicious.

What time measurement is used when trekking from one Butte to the next?

Buttesecs

Butter joke

Why did the butter repeat itself to the lobster?

It needed to clarify.

Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

Why did the butter break up with the knife?

It kept getting left on bread.

What gives you butterflies every time, no matter what...

Catepillars

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Butter get some upvotes on cake day..

Or I'll feel desserted!

Does butter sink or float?

Neither, Butterflies

I think butter substitutes are better than butter

But only margarinely

You know what gives me butterflies no matter how many times I experience it?

Raising caterpillars

I'm sorry, when I said "butter" I really meant "ghee".

I should have clarified.

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