Buttcrack Jokes
6 buttcrack jokes and hilarious buttcrack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about buttcrack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack?
Silicone Valley
What do you call smuggled c**...?
Buttcrack
No good deed goes unpunished
I ran into a friend of mine who looked roughed up, with a shiner and an arm in a cast. I was aghast and asked him what happened.
He: Dude, don't ask. I was on the bus, minding my own business, when the gal sitting next to me stood up as her stop was approaching, and I noticed her skirt was stuck in her buttcrack. Thought I'd do her a favor and pull the skirt back out, but she punched me in the face.
Me: That s**..., yo! What's with the arm?
He: Oh, that was for trying to make peace by pushing the skirt back in .
What's another name for your buttcrack?
The assfault.
How did Prophet Muhammad split the moon?
By revealing his b**...-crack.
What is a gay mans favorite drug?
Buttcrack.
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