The Best 5 Butt Crack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Butt Crack jokes. There are some butt crack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these butt crack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Butt Crack Jokes and Puns

A guy comes home with two black eyes.

A guy comes home with two black eyes and his wife looks at him in shock and asks how that happened. He replies: while I was in line at the supermarket I saw this woman with her dress wedged into her butt crack, so I reached down and pulled it out for her, and that's when she turned around and punched me in the face.

He wife then looks at him confused and says: that explains one black eye, but not the other.

He then says: well, based on her reaction I assumed she wanted it that way, so I put it back.

What do you call someone who can't stop looking at other people's butt?

A Crack Addict!

What does poop smoke?

Butt crack.

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How did Prophet Muhammad split the moon?

By revealing his butt-crack.

I like my butts like I like my inner cities...

...with lots of crack.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the butt crack jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working butt crack piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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