The Best 8 Buts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Buts jokes. There are some buts ash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these buts yea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Buts Jokes and Puns

Why did Johnny fail his programming class?

His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"

Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex

-- But dad!

-- No buts! That is all.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have

Type II Diabetes

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

Let me taste the soup!


No buts!

He tasted the soup.


It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.

My friends call me "Mr. Conjunction"

Because I'm all about those buts.

Money doesn't buy you happiness

Buts it's better to cry in a Mercedes than cry on a bicycle

This may be controversial but I'm tired of talking about gay conjunctions.

Now I don't want to hear no if ands in buts.

I would get into yoga

Buts it's too long of a stretch for me

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the buts anymore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working buts eggspert piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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