The Best 40 Busty Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Busty jokes. There are some busty mammary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these busty tittsburgh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Busty Jokes and Puns
Miniskirt
A small crowd gathers at a bus stop. A busty blonde in a tight top and even tighter miniskirt shows up same time as the bus. Being a gentleman, a man lets her onto the bus first.
She goes to take her first step up the bus stairs, her legs are unable to take the step. The miniskirt was far too tight. Smiling apologetically to everyone, she reaches back to unzips the zipper a little. She attempts to step up the stairs, again, the skirt is still too tight. She reaches around her back, unzips the zipper a little. Smiling once more, she attempts to step up. Sigh, the skirt is still too tight, she reaches behind her a third time.
Two large hands grab her by the waist, lifting her up and placing her at the top of the steps. "Get your hands off me! How dare you touch me," she squealed.
"Ma'am, as much as I don't mind," the gentleman paused,"you were pulling down my zipper".
What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
A crusty old biker walls into a bar..
..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station...
The other's a busty crustacean!
Bench Bros...
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
:D
Birthday at the old-age home
So it's Phil's 90th birthday. All of the residents of the old-age home are there. Suddenly, two people come in with a huge "Happy Birthday" cake. The top of the cake opens up, and out pops a gorgeous busty blonde in a skimpy bikini. She goes over to Phil, sits on his lap, and says "It's your 90th birthday, and I'm here to give you super sex."
Phil looks at her and says "Please don't take this the wrong way, but at my age, I'd rather have the soup."
What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
Why did all the guys like the bus driver?
She was busty.
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!
(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Heard very recently and just had to share.
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What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...
What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?
One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!
America was declared the country with most busty people.
In the both genders category.
On the train in Bangkok....
...a young, long-haired, busty Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."
But he did.
Biker walks into a bar...
A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Good joke to drop on most people.
A man walks into a bar and see's a sign that says:
Hamburgers - $1.00
Cheeseburgers - $2.00
Handjobs - $10.00
So the man approaches the blond, busty, beautiful bartender and says: "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She replies "I sure am, sugar!"
"Great. Wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
A biker walks into a bar...
...and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile. The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus-station and a large breasted crab?
One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a busty crustacean.
A man walks into a bar and a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.
The man looks up at the menu above the bar and sees that it says, "Hot dog $2, Cheese burger $5, Hand job $10".
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am".
The man says, "Well in that case, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger".
How did the busty naked blonde get away with a bank robbery?
No one could remember her face
Two men on a train both have black eyes.
Man 1: "how did you get that black eye?"
Man 2: "I was buying my ticket from this beautiful busty girl and instead of saying 'a ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said I wanted 'a picket to Tittsburgh' so she hit me. How about you?"
Man 1: "Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was sitting around having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'pass the wheaties' and I accidentally said 'you ruined my life you stupid bitch'."
Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...
Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy, old bus stop?
One's a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station!
(pls forgive me if you've heard this one before)
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a thiccc crab?
One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean.
(Sorry, I know it's an old joke but haven't seen it on here yet)
What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?
...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
I was at the supermarket, looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out Asian dinners. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity...
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a busty crustacean
A young busty girl was having a physical exam with her doctor.
Doctor: OK now, big breaths.
Patient: Yah, i know, and i'm only thixtheen
One Day, Mario took peach to a fancy pizzaria
They made their order, then sat down and waited. After a few minutes a busty waitress brought them their pizza. Then they started eating. once their meal was done the waitress came back to see how their meal went. To her and Peach's horror, Mario was so big he broke through the roof. When the waitress asked what happened all Mario could say was "I told you, no mushrooms"
What's the difference between the Grayhound depo and a lobster with tits?
Ones a busty crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.
What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a big boobed lobster?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.
He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
What's the difference between an old bus station and Mr. Krabs with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a busty crustacean
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a crab with large breasts and an aged transport hub ?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
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