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A small crowd gathers at a bus stop. A busty blonde in a tight top and even tighter miniskirt shows up same time as the bus. Being a gentleman, a man lets her onto the bus first.
She goes to take her first step up the bus stairs, her legs are unable to take the step. The miniskirt was far too tight. Smiling apologetically to everyone, she reaches back to unzips the zipper a little. She attempts to step up the stairs, again, the skirt is still too tight. She reaches around her back, unzips the zipper a little. Smiling once more, she attempts to step up. Sigh, the skirt is still too tight, she reaches behind her a third time.
Two large hands grab her by the waist, lifting her up and placing her at the top of the steps. "Get your hands off me! How dare you touch me," she squealed.
"Ma'am, as much as I don't mind," the gentleman paused,"you were pulling down my zipper".
One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
One's a crusty bus station...
The other's a busty crustacean!
Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
:D
So it's Phil's 90th birthday. All of the residents of the old-age home are there. Suddenly, two people come in with a huge "Happy Birthday" cake. The top of the cake opens up, and out pops a gorgeous busty blonde in a skimpy bikini. She goes over to Phil, sits on his lap, and says "It's your 90th birthday, and I'm here to give you super sex."
Phil looks at her and says "Please don't take this the wrong way, but at my age, I'd rather have the soup."
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.
She was busty.
β¦One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!
(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Heard very recently and just had to share.
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One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...
One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!
In the both genders category.
...a young, long-haired, busty Thai sat down directly opposite me & started putting on lipstick.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."
But he did.
A man walks into a bar and see's a sign that says:
Hamburgers - $1.00
Cheeseburgers - $2.00
Handjobs - $10.00
So the man approaches the blond, busty, beautiful bartender and says: "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She replies "I sure am, sugar!"
"Great. Wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
...and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile. The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean
One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a busty crustacean.
The man looks up at the menu above the bar and sees that it says, "Hot dog $2, Cheese burger $5, Hand job $10".
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am".
The man says, "Well in that case, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger".
No one could remember her face
Man 1: "how did you get that black eye?"
Man 2: "I was buying my ticket from this beautiful busty girl and instead of saying 'a ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said I wanted 'a picket to Tittsburgh' so she hit me. How about you?"
Man 1: "Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was sitting around having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'pass the wheaties' and I accidentally said 'you ruined my life you stupid bitch'."
Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean
One's a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station!
(pls forgive me if you've heard this one before)
One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean.
(Sorry, I know it's an old joke but haven't seen it on here yet)
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs...
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a busty crustacean
Doctor: OK now, big breaths.
Patient: Yah, i know, and i'm only thixtheen
They made their order, then sat down and waited. After a few minutes a busty waitress brought them their pizza. Then they started eating. once their meal was done the waitress came back to see how their meal went. To her and Peach's horror, Mario was so big he broke through the roof. When the waitress asked what happened all Mario could say was "I told you, no mushrooms"
Ones a busty crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a busty crustacean
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
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