The Best 9 Busts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Busts jokes. There are some busts sizes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these busts buster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Busts Jokes and Puns

A student busts into a lecture hall right as the professor is finishing his lecture

The student says professor sorry I'm late, do you mind summarising the lecture for me in 2 minutes.

The professor says, No need son, it will all be on the exam

A hearse is traveling up an icy hill when the back doors fly open.

The coffin drops on the street. It slides down the hill, and goes through a house. It keeps going through a school, then a church, then a grocery store, and then through a gas station. It busts through an arcade, and then through an office building. It breaks through the front door of a pharmacy and finally stops at the pharmacy counter, the lid opens, and the man inside sits up. He looks at the pharmacist and asks, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

NSFW a young man is in his room

Discovering himself, pulling his pud, jacking off, choking his chook or whatever. His dad busts in unannounced and mortified yells SON DON'T DO THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND! To which the son replies .....um dad, I'm over here.

Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state?

To keep all the busts in one place.

What shampoo do busts use?

Head & Shoulders


What's white, gets hit on by girls of all ages, races, and stages and rarely busts at high intensity?

A volleyball

How is a man who has a one night stand with a woman the same as a member of the Sheikah clan?

He busts a nut and vanishes.

Female ghosts have...

Ghost busts!

A doctor is giving a child a shot...

"You're being so brave right now!" the doctor tells the child.

A random person busts in the door and exclaims, "BUT NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the busts hysterics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working busts boom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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