Business Presentation Jokes
7 business presentation jokes and hilarious business presentation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about business presentation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Business Presentation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My friend just gave me a presentation on why I should invest in his sword making business.
He made some excellent points.
Vladimir Putin is called to New York to answer before the United Nations for his invasion of Ukraine
Putin gets to the customs officer and presents his passport.
Customs agent: And what's the purpose of your visit, Mr. Putin? Business or pleasure?
Putin: Business, of course.
Customs agent: Occupation?
Putin: No, not this time. Just visiting.
I went to bring my stripper girlfriend a birthday present at work, but she was busy adding up her earnings for the day.
It's the thot that counts.
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Pope John Paul II...
...was on a tour of the United States some years ago. During a stop in Atlanta, an admirer presented him with a beautiful handmade ring. But somehow, in the hectic confusion of the tour, the ring was misplaced.
"Don't worry, Your Holiness," said the pope's aide. "I'm sure it will turn up before we leave the States."
The tour was so busy that the lost ring slipped everyone's mind. The pope and his entourage were on the jet, preparing for the trip back to Vatican City. Just then a Beatles song came on the loudspeaker.
The aide stood up. "Hey, that reminds me," he said. "Where did John Paul's Georgian ring go?"
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An American gentleman arranged a liaison with a Japanese lady. As they were indulging in s**... i**..., she repeatedly shouted a Japanese word which he did not understand but took to mean "Wonderful" or something similar which increased his ardor, his efforts with the lady, and his enjoyment, as well as her apparent enjoyment because she kept shouting that word.
The next day, he played golf with some Japanese business associates and hit a hole in one. In elation, he shouted out the same word his poule de nuit had been shouting the night before. One of the Japanese gentlemen present, perplexed, asked, "What do you mean "'wrong hole'"?
A man from Brooklyn...
A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day.
It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of the performance.
When Adele arrived there was no food present and she became enraged. The mans boss began to panic, until the man walked into his boss' office with a plan.
"Don't worry" he said
"I'm going to Philadelphia."
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