The Best 19 Business Management Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Business Management jokes. There are some business management entrepreneurs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these business management consultancy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Business Management Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders finest scotch.

Bartender: (giving him the drink) that would be $2 Sir.

Guy: woah, this is cheap. You are good people. I want to thank your manager. Where is he?

Bartender: in the hotel room Sir, with my wife.

Guy: What's he doing with your wife?

Bartender: The same thing I'm doing with his business.

A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.

He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"

The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"

"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."

Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."

Hugh Hefner

Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers.

Said one friar, "Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters?

Counter productive.

If I ask a Catholic sister to work for me as a manager ...

Does that make her nun of my business?

A Scottish Terrier walks into a bank

He sits at the desk of the Loan Officer, a Ms. Patty Black. He asks if he's eligible for a small business loan.

Do you have any collateral? , Patty asks.

I do have this, replies the Terrier, rooting around in his bag and pulling out a small porcelain figurine.

I'm not sure if we can accept this, says Patty. Let me ask my manager.

Patty calls her manager over and explains the situation. The manager says

It's a knickknack, Patty Black, give the dog a loan.

I was sitting in a recliner naked eating Cheetos minding my own business

And the Walmart manager calls the police

A prediction business recently shut down due to bankruptcy.

It wasn't going well to begin with, seeing as though they didn't manage make any prophets.

A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public Accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better.

Her title: "Nun of Your Business."

So I went to the bank today..

So I went to the bank today to see the Small Business Manager but he couldn't see over his desk

Why did the manager of the doughnut factory quit her job?

She got fed up with the hole business.

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What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around?

Hey, no more funny business!

My friend needed to rack up some quick finance for our partnership business who would just sleep through and not meddle with management.

So we took in a 'sleeping'-partner.

Rumor has it the upper management at my company wants to hire on a religious figure for some reason

But that's nun of my business.

Business coach: remember, career ladder is like driving a bicycle.

If it's hard, then u go up.

One of the managers to himself: then whole my life i was riding without a saddle and off road.

A business that sells belts

to executives of garbage collection agencies called "Waist Management"

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005...

When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up.

Bill says "at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."

Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely.

Steve says "at Apple, we like to be thorough AND efficient."

Just then, Linus Torvalds walks up to the sink and pulls out a laptop.

Bill and Steve give Linus a confused look. "what are you doing?" they ask.

Linus says "I'm reading the man page for the sink."

Hackers brought down my online business but I managed to keep the website address and that'

s domain thing.

When the office printer color started to look a little off the manager called the local repair shop.

To the manager's surprise, the clerk said that it would cost $50 but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself.

The manager replied in astonishment, does your boss know that you discourage business that way?

"Yes", replied the clerk.

It was his idea.

We make more on repairs than cleaning printers if the owner tries to do it himself first.

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