The Best 6 Business Major Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Business Major jokes. There are some business major jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these business major puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Business Major Jokes and Puns

What did the Arts Major say to the Business Major?

"Can I take your order?"

Four Majors...

The science major asks "Why does it work?"

The engineering major asks "How does it work?"

The business major asks "How much will it cost?"

The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

An engineer major asks...

"How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Business Major joke, An engineer major asks...

You can major in 5 things in college:

science, engineering, business, nursing, or unemployment.

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".


What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the business major jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working business major piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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