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What did the Arts Major say to the Business Major?

"Can I take your order?"

Four Majors...

The science major asks "Why does it work?"
The engineering major asks "How does it work?"
The business major asks "How much will it cost?"
The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

An engineer major asks...

"How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

I recently bought into a chain of restaurants well-known for their beef dishes

I'm now a major steak holder in the business

You can major in 5 things in college:

science, engineering, business, nursing, or unemployment.

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

Are you a psychology major?

"No, I'm a business major."
"Well, business is psychology..."

Business Major joke, Are you a psychology major?

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Business Major joke, Are you a psychology major?

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