The Best 9 Business Development Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Business Development jokes. There are some business development networking jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these business development small businesses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Business Development Jokes and Puns

Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.

He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"

The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"

"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."

Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."

Are there any iOS developers reading this that can help me with something?

Just kidding, I know they're all too busy for Reddit after today's announcement, and are struggling to update their apps for tomorrows iOS 14 release.

I'm starting a photography business from home soon

I'll let you know if anything develops.

My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position...

They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive.


Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.

Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."

A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business

A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!

In business news, the Pillsbury and Trojan companies have entered into a joint venture

They are developing a self-rising condom.

You can't trust real estate developers.

They're always busy with plots and schemes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the business development software development jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working business development local seo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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