The Best 8 Bushy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bushy jokes. There are some bushy pubes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bushy bushy eyebrows puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bushy Jokes and Puns

Little Billy came home early from school to find his mom naked, just getting out of the shower...

"Hey mom, what's that bushy thing between your legs?" he asked. "Oh that's just my sponge," his mom replied. A few days later Billy had a friend over, "mom, show Tommy your sponge." Billy's mom replies, "oh, I can't, I seem to have misplaced it." Billy says "oh I'll go ask the babysitter where she put it, I saw her cleaning daddy's face with it the other day."

my gf asked me why I call her squirrel

me: because you're short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.

I was talking to my plumber...

I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"

My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."

Bushy joke, I was talking to my plumber...

I like my women like I like my beard

Big, bushy, and sitting on my face.

what's dark, bushy and smells of fish.............

a fish monger passed out drunk in some bushes


My sister if you think dating two guys is very easy;

Wait until when one wants it shaven and the other wants it bushy!

Why do squirrels have bushy tails?

To keep their nuts warm.

Bushy joke, Why do squirrels have bushy tails?

Having bushy eyebrows are like dating twins...

...if you stop paying attention to them they'll touch eachother.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bushy goatee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bushy bushy eyebrow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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