Bushy Jokes
10 bushy jokes and hilarious bushy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bushy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring some laughter into your life with these hilarious bushy eyebrow jokes! From furry bushy eyebrows to the most bushy of shrubs, this compilation of funny jokes will get you chuckling!
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Comical & Quirky Bushy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good bushy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Little Billy came home early from school to find his mom n**..., just getting out of the shower...
"Hey mom, what's that bushy thing between your legs?" he asked. "Oh that's just my sponge," his mom replied. A few days later Billy had a friend over, "mom, show Tommy your sponge." Billy's mom replies, "oh, I can't, I seem to have misplaced it." Billy says "oh I'll go ask the babysitter where she put it, I saw her cleaning daddy's face with it the other day."
my gf asked me why I call her squirrel
me: because you're short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.
I was talking to my plumber...
I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"
My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."
I like my women like I like my beard
Big, bushy, and sitting on my face.
what's dark, bushy and smells of fish.............
a fish monger passed out drunk in some bushes
My sister if you think dating two guys is very easy;
Wait until when one wants it shaven and the other wants it bushy!
Why do squirrels have bushy tails?
To keep their nuts warm.
Having bushy eyebrows are like dating twins...
...if you stop paying attention to them they'll touch eachother.
Why doesn't Batman date Poison Ivy?
She's a little too bushy for him.
A funny true encounter
I was spending some time alone in an isolated cabin in the Ozarks. Not a neighbor for hundreds of meters. One day at around 9 p.m. I get a knock on the door, so I go to answer it. I see a large, p**... bellied man with a huge bushy beard.
"The name's Hank. I live just a mile down the road. I see you're new around here. I'm throwing a party tonight and I thought you might like to come."
"Sure, sounds great!" I said.
"There's gonna be drinking!"
"I can drink with the best of them!"
"There's gonna be fighting!"
"Sounds like fun!"
"There's gonna be some wild s**...!"
"Sweet! What should I wear?"
"It don't matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
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