Bushel Jokes
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A farmer finds a shoebox under his wife's side of the bed
The box contained two ears of corn and $4000. He went to his wife
Farmer: What's this?
Wife: I have a confession to make. Whenever I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the box.
The farmer gasps, then thinks "50 years of marriage...only twice..that's not too awful.
Farmer: What about the $4000?
Wife: Whenever I got a bushel I sold it.
A recent college grad visits a farm one day
A recent college grad visits a farm one day. He approaches the farmer and points to one of the trees.
"You know, with the methods you old farmers use, I'd be surprised if you could get one bushel of apples from that tree" says the college grad.
"I'd be too" the farmer answers. "That's a peach tree."
A Tragic Story...
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a bushel of grains that could have become whiskey, but didn't.
Mans wife finds 25,000 dollars and two ears of corn in a secret trunk at their home
Wife - Why are there two ears of corn in this trunk?
Husband - I kept a ear of corn every time I messed around on you.
Wife - Oh that's not bad, 34 years of marriage and only messed around twice? What about the 25,000 dollars?
Husband - Every-time I collected a bushel I sold it.
What do you call a good price for a bushel of daffodils?
a daffodeal
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