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Funniest Buses Short Jokes

Short buses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The buses humour may include short school bus jokes also.

1. I was the first person to install trampoline on musician's tour buses. Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
2. Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods. It'll be A-new-bus.
3. A child asks their parent, "What's an alcoholic?" "Well", the parent says, "You see those two buses over there? An alcoholic would see four".
   The child responds, "there's only one".
4. Friend: My advice for your date —-Girls like it when they think you're well travelled. Me, later at the date: I took 5 different buses to get here.
5. The entire US Senate visited the White House today. I wonder how many short buses that took.
6. Billionaire space tourists are like buses … You wait ages for one to arrive and then two come along at the same time
   (Credit : BBC presenter Bill)
7. We Indians have proved that We can't only overload taxi's, auto's, buses, trains, lorries but also Satellites.
8. my grandpa always said "women are like buses .." they're always late and there's probably like 14 other dudes riding it at the same time.
9. Pal: "My advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it!"
   Me: "Guess how many buses it took me to get here."
10. Where is "Out Of Service?" And do so many buses go there?
    The buses are always empty, too!

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Buses One Liners

Which buses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with buses? I can suggest the ones about bus pass and passengers on a bus.

1. Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door.
2. Why are London buses red? Because they have to come every 10 minutes
3. If school buses become autonomous... hackers are going to have a field day.
4. Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
5. Men are like buses.
   One comes every 15 minutes.
6. I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
7. My elephant has been chasing people in buses all day. I should take away the bus.
8. They say everything is bigger in Texas, but their buses are usually shorter.
9. Yo mama so fat, it took me two buses and a train just to get on her good side.
10. Does this bus go to Duluth? Yes, it does. All buses go to-Du-luth.
11. My Dad always told me never chase buses or women. You always get left behind.
12. Devastation It's the terminal where buses stop and you get on them
13. Why are buses teetering off the side of a cliff so cheap? Because they're half off
14. Seriously, why put the s**... hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts.
15. b**... is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once.

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What funny jokes about buses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bus ride jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make buses pranks.